Risus Rednecks |
Risus Recipe Extra |
Serving size - Any |
Serving Suggestion - (over 21) with Beer and pretzels
- (under 21) with Root Beer and chocolate pretzels |
Prep time - However long it takes you find Six Sided Dice plus 20 seconds per Redneck served. |
Redneck Cliches |
Biker | (can fix a Harley, knows backroads, drinking, brawling,motorcycle riding, personal connection to other bikers) |
Militant | (public speaking, distributing anti-government propaganda, automatic weapons, amateur military skills, wear camoflague, paint ball, knowledge of classic war movies, planting radishes, conspiracy theory) |
Recreationist | (costume creation, historical accuracy, saber rattling, melodramatic acting, theatrical combat) |
Trailer Trash | (use of snow plow, drink beer, use cb radios, talk show trivia, lie, petty theft, haul ass, wrestle, gerry rigging, light industrial work) |
Trucker | (run the big rigs, knows where to get a good meal, amphetamine use, fighting, country music knowledge,mechanic, dirty joke telling) |
Weekend Cowboy | (middle management skills, SUV driving, tv remote use, fashion sense, carousing) |
Weirdo | (looks funny, not from around here, obscure technical knowledge, talking to self, bad luck, hiding, knows where unemployment is) |
Yokel | (whittlin', still operation, brothel finding, whiskey drinkin', dirt farmin', shotgun use, chewin' out dumb-asses, kickin' ass, spittin', etc ) |
Yeah Yeah I hear what ya goin' a say. A weirdo ain't no Redneck! Well for the sake of this argument they are. It covers all borderline Redneck quasi-types. Other folks such as townies (sherrifs, barbers, bartenders,et al.),wanderin' preachers, Elvis Impersonators, and Bigfoot is left entirely to the gumption of the motherscratcher who has the nerve to call demselves The Big Cheese (BC). This ain't no rocket science, Einstein!
Settin'? Sure am! Huh? Can't you see I'm busy? Wrastlin's on! You want a back story? Bend over and I'll put my foot in your back story! Oh wait...Commercial's on! I'll make it quick! If you need a date and a year use a phone book. It's got color maps and everythin'! It's a BC's best bud! And what the hell are ya doing? Ask your mama, fool ! If you mean do I have any good ideas you can steal, here's some stuff that'll do ya good. Dukes of Hazzard, Weekly World News, Redneck Rampage, Solid Gold, Wizard of Id, and any other Proper American Entertainment!.Whoa! Shut up will ya! Stone Cold Steve's On! Before ya leave could ya grab me a beer?
No offside betting allowed. For entertainment purposes only. And don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out! YEE-HA!!!
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Created by Greyshirt, March 10 2000 on less than eight hours of sleep in the last 24. Do the math. Assisted by Caffeine and Invention.