Meanwhile, back at the village, the villagers scattered... Mulan, Fa Zhou, and Fa Li were at the temple of the ancestors... mourning over the Granny dummy Amy-Kee had left there. None of them knew what happened to her... but Shang told them the story... Through all of the confusion, though, he had not seen Jam-Yai and her friends....

Meanwhile, Pa-Tria and Shan-Paul were talking with each other...

"OOHHH... I'll get that Jam-Yai!" said Pa-Tria. "Only I may have Shang!!!"

"I have an idea," said Shan-Paul. "You want Shang, I want to KILL Mulan, and there are two other people who want them too.... Let's team up so we can defeat those idiots and have Mulan and Shang to ourselves!"

"Good idea.... Hahahahaha! What shall we do first?"

"We must...."

"What? What?"

"Get some lunch... I'm starved!"

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The next day.... at Jane's Monster Cave...

"What shall we do next Jane-Yee?" asked Alex.

"We must pull off the next phase of our plan!" replied Jane-Yee. "It's time to kidnap Shang and Mulan!" With a wave of her hands she transported them to the Fa home. Mulan was in the garden. Shang was with her...

"Mulan," Shang said, "there's something I have to tell you."

"Yes? What is it?" said Mulan sadly, knowing that he would reveal his love for Jam-Yai.

"I...I...I Love..."

Alex saw what he was going to say and cut in. "Hello," Mulan he said. "I heard what happened between you and Ling... I'm sorry"

"Well, yes, thank you," said Mulan. "Now Shang, what were you going to say?"

As Shang was about to say who he loved, Jam-Yai appeared and cut in. "Hello Shang," said Jam-Yai. "I'm sorry about what happened to Granny. Why don't we have some tea? We can talk about it" She then took her medallion and pointed it at Shangs eyes, hypnotizing him.

"Yes.... Let's have some tea..." said Shang, hypnotized. He and Jam-Yai then proceeded to the marketplace to have some tea.

Alex, seeing his chance, asked, "Mulan? Would you like to go to dinner?" Then, with his own medallion given to him by Jane-Yee, He also hypnotized Mulan. Cri-Kee, who was on her shoulder, saw this and hid in her pocket. Alex then dragged Mulan to the stables.

"Jane-Yee!" he called, "I have her! Now transport us back to the cave!"

"Not so fast!" cut in Shan-Paul who came in behind Alex. "She's mine! Give her to me! I will have my revenge!"

"Never!" Alex then swung at Shan-Paul. Shan-Paul dodged and pushed Alex to the floor.

"HAHAHA! You weak pathetic fool! You are nothing against a Hun!"

"OH YEAH?!" screamed Alex. "Take this!" He then threw a fireball at Shan-Paul, causing him to fall down.

"Where did you get such power?" asked Shan-Paul

"None of your business!" Then Alex picked up Mulan. Jane-Yee appeared and transported Alex and Mulan back to the cave.

Meanwhile, Jam-Yai was having tea with a hypnotized Shang. "Oh," she said, "I wish it were like this all the time. Soon it will be. Soon I will be your wife Shang! And no one can stop that!"

"How 'bout me?" asked Pa-Tria. She then threw thunderbolts at Jam-Yai. Jam-Yai flew back from the chair. Without her medallion focused on Shang, he became unhypnotized.

"Wha? What's going on here?" asked Shang. He then looked and saw Jam-Yai and Pa-Tria fighting. "Jam-Yai?! How did we get here? Who's that other woman?"

Pa-Tria knocked Jam-Yai off her and stood up. She then rushed at Shang. She then grabbed him and transported him to her hide-out.

"Shang?!" said Jam-Yai. "NOOOOO!!!! I will get you sister! Only I may have Shang!"

Meanwhile, in the fields, Mushu and Khan were talking.

"C'mon you cow!" said Mushu. "We need milk! Now are ya gonna cooperate or not?" He then put the bucket under Khan. Khan did nothing. "Oh... I see... you're not a cow, are you?" Khan nodded in relief that Mushu finally realized the fact that he was a horse. "You're a sheep, huh?" Mushu then took out a razor and started to shave off Khan's hair. "Hmmm... not much off a sheep..."

Then, Mushu, started wondering, "Hey... what happened to Mulan and Cri-Kee? They said they'd be here." Mushu then boarded Khan and put a key in his ear and turned it. Vroom. "C'mon baby, we need some major horse power. He then proceeded back to the village.

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Meanwhile, Jane, Amy, Alex, and Jam regrouped at the cave.

"I have what I want now," said Alex.

"But I don't," said Jam. "That stupid Pa-Tria took him."

Mulan then woke up after being knocked unconscious during Shan-Paul and Alex's fight. "What's going on here?" she said, dazed. "Where am I? Alex?! What're you doing?"

"Put her in the cell with Granny," said Amy-Kee.

"Granny? But she'd dead!"

"Oh really?" Amy-Kee then turned into Granny.

"You witch! So it was you who "died". So Shang isn't totally in love with Jam-Yai! Who are you! Where's my Granny?"

"Right beside you," she said, as Jane-Yee put her in the cell.

"Granny! You're safe!"

"I'm glad you're safe too! I've been in here for weeks!"

"Wait a minute," said Jam-Yai, "you and Shang decided to get married only a week ago."

"ME? Marry Shang? HAHA! That's the most ridiculous thin I've ever heard! Sure, he's a hottie, but I'd never take him away from Mulan."

"So.... who was the Granny Shang proposed to?" said Mulan and Jam-Yai together.

"Me!" said Amy-Kee.

"What?" said Jam-Yai. "How can that be?"

"You see, I have fallen in love!!!!"

"Oh, nooooo, not MORE competition!"

"I haven't finished yet! I have fallen in love with Chi-Fu!"

"Chi-Fu? But I thought he had a girlfriend named To-Fu!"

"I AM To-Fu! To-Fu is my human form! Anyway, Chi-Fu, has been down lately, so I decided that the people who humiliated him would PAY! So I kidnapped Granny, disguised myself as her, and made a promise that I would bvreak up Shang and Mulan. Later I found it convenient that you loved him... I would use that against Mulan to break her heart! Anyway, I thought I'd break Mulan's heart and help you out at the same time. Aren't I nice?"

"YOU WITCH!" said Mulan.

"What I did to you was fair because you hurt my cupcake!"

"I meant your a witch for liking THAT cupcake. Ugh.... Only a witch could love something like that..."

"You dare insult my future husband?!"

"Ummm... no."

"Good! Now I shall send you to Shan-Paul. I don't want to be stained with blood. I just took a bath 5 years ago. I don't wanna take another one already." She then waved her hands and transported Mulan to Shan-Paul and Pa-Tria's hideout.

"NOOOO!!" screamed Alex. "He'll kill her!"

"Not my problem! HaHaHa! If you wanna stop him, go ahead." She then waved her hands and sent him to Shan-Paul's hideout.

"What shall we do with the old hag?" asked Jane-Yee.

"Send her back home. We're done with her! Now, we must deal with Shang!"

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