What to do, what to say?
Oh, yeah, that's not in the movie. It's my quote but based on Mulan, yes? Believe it or not I had a similar philosophy earlier....yeah I almost pitched my shoe at a movie screen once...so Bille August, Gene Siskel...watch out! Just wait til I get nice big hiking boots!!
Soldier: Now all of China knows you are here.
Mulan: I'm here!..*FaLi gives Mulan a Look*...What?....but Ma-ma, I....
Fa Li: None of your excuses!
Grandmother Fa: Who spit in her bean curd??
Grandmother Fa: I think it's going well, don't you?
Mushu: *rises* I LIVE!!!!! Tell me great ancestor, what mortal needs my protection? You just say the word!
First Ancestor: Mushu.....
Mushu: And lemme tell you something - anyone who is foolish enough to mess with our family, vengence will be MINE!!!!
First Ancestor: MUSHU!!!! These are the family guardians. They.....
Mushu: *crestfallen* ...protect the family.
First Ancestor: And you, oh demoted one....
Mushu: I......ring the gong.
Mushu: Uh...yes! I am the great stone dragon! I will go forth and fetch Mulan....uh...did I mention that I was the great stone dragon?
Mulan: Okay, how about this. *clears throat* *deep voice* Hello! Where do I sign in? Ahhh...I see you have a sword! I have one too...they're very manly..... and tough....*drop sword*
General Li: When Chi Fu believes you are ready, you will join us.......captain.
Li Shang: Captain!...wow!...uh...this is...I won't let you down!...I mean....uh..uh...yes sir.
Chi Fu: Captain? This is a huge responsibility! Perhaps a soldier with more experience...
General Li: Number one in his class, extensive knowledge of weaponry (is that what he says, I can't remember..), impressive military linage.......
Chi Fu: *smiles* Day one!
Li Shang: *sighs* Soldiers!!
Soldiers: He started it!
Li Shang: I don't need anyone causing trouble in my camp!
Mulan: *winces* Sorry....uh..*changes voice* I mean, I'm sorry you had to see that but you *punches Shang* know how it is...when you get those manly *whacks chest* urges..and you just gotta kill something!
*grunts* ..........fix things.......cook outdoors........
Li Shang: What is your name?
Mulan: Uh......I......uh.....
Chi Fu: Your commanding officer just asked you a question!!
Mulan: Uh...I've got a name....huh!...and it's a boy's name too...
Mushu: Ling.....how 'bout Ling?
Mulan: *sotto voice* His name is Ling!
Li Shang: I didn't ask for his name, I asked for yours!
Mushu: Ahhh......ahh...choo!
Mulan: Achoo!
Li Shang: Achoo??
Mushu: ...gesunhiet...*wipes away tear*...I kill myself...
Mulan: *warningly* Mushu.....
Li Shang: Mushu?
Mulan: No!!
Li Shang: Then what is it???
Mushu: Ping! Ping was my best friend growing up...
Mulan: Ping!
Li Shang: *pause* *skeptical* Ping.
Mushu: Of course, Ping did steal my....erkk!
Mushu: Now, today's your first day of training so listen to your teacher, play nice with the other kids, unless the other kids want to fight, then you have to kick the other kids butt.
Mushu: Wait, wait, you forgot your sword! My baby....off to destroy people! *lower lip trembles* Sniff!
Mushu:I....ah...eee....no....this is not a good idea. What if someone sees you??
Mulan: Just because I dress like a man doesn't mean I have to smell like one.
Mushu: Picky, picky, so a couple of men don't rinse out their socks. Myself, I like that corn chip smell. *Mulan jumps in lake*
Mulan: Ahhhhh...
Mushu: Alright, now get out before you get all pruny.
Mulan: Mushu, if you're so worried, why don't you stand watch.
Mushu: *in falsetto* Mushu, why don't you stand watch while I blow our secret with my silly girly habits? Hmph. Hygiene......
Mulan: Hey...I'll hold...and you punch!.........or maybe not. For what it's worth, I think you're a great captain!
Mushu: I saw that.
Mulan: Saw what?
Mushu: You like him, don't you?
Mulan: No...I....
Mushu: Uh-huh...yeah....sure - GO TO YOUR TENT!
Chi Fu: Insubordinate ruffians! *calling* You men owe me a new pair of slippers! *to self* And I do not squeal like a girl--eaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Mushu: Urgent news from the general!
Chi Fu: Who are you??
Mushu: Excuse me?? I think the question is, who are you?? - this is a war we're in man! We don't have time to ask stupid questions!!!
Li Shang: If we die, we die with honor.
Li Shang: A life for a life, my debt is repaid.
*Cri-kee looks at his reflection in helmet and begins crying*
Mushu: What do you mean you're not lucky?? You mean...you lied to me?? *Cri-kee nods* Aw! And what are you, a sheep?
Mulan: Mushu, no one will listen...
Mushu: Huh? Oh, excuse me. Did you say something?
Mulan: Mushu......
Mulan: Okay, any other questions?
Yao: Does this dress make me look fat? *loud slap is heard* Oww!
Hun 1: What's that?
Hun 2: Concubines...
Hun 1: Ugly concubines.
Shan Yu: Looks like you're out of ideas...
Mulan: Not quite!
Chi Fu: That was a deliberate attempt on my life!! Where is she? That creature's not worth protecting!
Li Shang: She's a hero
Chi Fu: She's a woman! She'll never be worth anything!
Li Shang: LISTEN, YOU POMPOUS.......
Li Shang: You...........you fight good.
Mulan: oh.........thanks......
Emperor: *clears throat* The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all.
Li Shang: Sir?
Emperor: You don't meet a girl like that in every dynasty!
Mulan: I missed you too, Ba-ba....
Grandmother Fa: Great, she brings home a sword! If you ask me, she should have brought home a man-.....
Li Shang: Excuse me, does Fa Mulan live here?
Li Shang: Thank you.
Grandmother Fa: WOO! Sign me up for the next war!!
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