Non-BSB Quotes
~~MOVIES~~
"Shampoo is better, I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better, I leave the hair silky and smooth. Oh really fool?!"--'Billy Madison'
"All the people at the zoo are very nice, penguin. They'll treat you real respectable-like."--'Billy Madison'
"I hate cursive and I hate all of you. I'm never coming back to school, never!"--'Billy Madison'
"No, I will not make out with you!! Did ya hear that?! This girl wants to make out with me in the middle of class!! Ya got chlorophyll man up there talkin' about God knows what, all she's talkin' about is makin' out with me. I'm here to learn everybody, not to make out with you, go on with the chlorophyll!"--'Billy Madison'
SCOTT:"If you've got a time machine, why don't you just go back and kill Austin Powers while he's on the crapper or something?"
DR. EVIL: "How about no, Scott."--'Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me'
"Oww...you shot me you A-hole."--Dr. Evil, 'Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me'
"We got no food. We got no jobs...our PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!"--'Dumb & Dumber'
"Silence village idiot."--'Sixth Sense'
"Shame on me for kissing you with my eyes closed so tight."--Fay (Liv Tyler), 'That thing you do'
DOUG: "How much is a buttload?"
CHAD: " A thousand dollors. I base that on the fact that one time I stuck five dollors up my butt and, not to brag or nothing but I could fit way more up there. Way more, easy."--'2Gether'
"You best back up bitch. Robin's Egg Blue, yo that's my favorite color."--Mickey (Alex Solowitz), '2Gether'
"I used to be in a heavy metal group called Pegasus. We couldn't afford instruments, ya know, so we had to sing our songs a cappella."--Doug (Kevin Farley), '2Gether'
"Everybody's talking about QT's problems, while I was up there stuck in that fat guy suit nearly sufficating to death and I was still, still contributing to the band by making as many lazer noises as possiable."--Chad (Noah Bastian), '2Gether'
"You had me at 'hello'."--Dorthy (Renee Zelwegger),'Jerry Maguire'
"I just want you to know, I’m not following you home...I’m just walking myself 26 blocks in the wrong direction."--Kevin (Adam Garcia), 'Coyote Ugly'
"I'm not lost...someone just moved my street."--Violet (Piper Perabo), 'Coyote Ugly'
VIOLET: "Okay, I owe you...whadda ya want?
KEVIN: "Uh, it’s 3:30 in the morning...I want what every man wants...breakfast!"
VIOLET: "And that’s it...I go to breakfast with you and we’re even?"
KEVIN: "No, we’re not even close to even because I danced on the bar, I took off my shirt, and I unzipped my pants..."
VIOLET: "Okay, let’s make a deal...breakfast and lunch."
KEVIN: "Breakfast, lunch and two dinners."
VIOLET: "That’s four dates."
KEVIN: "Yep, which would make it the second longest relationship I’ve ever had...get in the car."--'Coyote Ugly'
"You're asking me out? Oh, that's so cute! What's your name again?"--Bianca, '10 Things I Hate About You'
BIANCA: "Where did you come from, planet loser?"
KAT: "As a opposed to planet 'Look at me, look at me'."--'10 Things I Hate About You'
PATRICK: "I told you, you may have a concussion."
KAT: "You don't care if I never wake up."
PATRICK: "Sure I do."
KAT: "Why?"
PATRICK: "Well, then because I'd have to start taking out girls who actually like me."
KAT: "Like you could find one."
PATRICK: "Oh, see that there! Who needs affection when I have blind hatred?"--'10 things I hate about you'
"Remove head from sphincter, then drive!"-Kat, '10 things I hate about you'
MIKE: "Now back up, put the gun down and give me a pack of tropical fruit bubblicious."
MARCUS: "And some skittles."--'Bad Boys'
MARK: "Damn the man! Save the Empire!"--'Empire Records'
AJ: "Do you think it is possible for someone to be in love with someone else and not even know it?"
Lucas: "In this life, there are nothing but possibilities."
AJ: "Well, that's good, because I have to tell Corey that I love her by 1:37."
Lucas: "That's an excellent time."--'Empire Records'
Joe: "Why don't you hold these up to your chest, go over to the wall, and let them take some photgraphs of you?"
Warren: "Why don't you shove them up your ass?"
Lucas: "Because that would hurt a lot, Warren."--'Empire Records'
Warren: "Who glued these quarters down?"
AJ: "I did."
Warren: "What the hell for man?"
AJ: "I don't feel that I need to explain my art to you, Warren."--'Empire Records'
"Oh, let's just call us the band you're about to hear."--Lenny, 'That thing you do'
"What are you? crazy! A man in a really nice camper wants to put our song on the radio. Gimmie a pen. I'm signing, your signing, we're all signing."--Lenny, 'That thing you do'
Mr White: "It's very important you don't stink today."
Lenny: "Hey, I make no gaurantees."--'That thing you do'
Lenny: "Hey, skitch, How did we get here?"
Guy: "I led you here sir for I am Spartcus."--'That thing you do'
"Shame on me for kissing you with my eyes closed so tight."--Faye, 'That thing you do'
~~SHOWS~~
CHANDLER: "We have to assign heads to something."
JOEY: "Right. Ok, ok, uh, ducks is heads, because ducks have heads."
CHANDLER: "What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday?"--'Friends'
JOEY: "That’s right I stepped up! She’s my friend and she needed help! And if I had too, I’d pee on anyone of you! Only, uhh, I couldn’t. I got the stage fright. I wanted to help, but there was too much pressure. So-so I uh, I turned to Chandler."
CHANDLER: "Joey kept screaming at me, 'Do it now! Do it!! Do it! Do it now!!' Sometimes late at night I can still here the screaming."
JOEY: "That’s ‘cause sometimes I just do it through my wall to freak you out."--'Friends'
"That's not for you bitch!"--Pheobe, 'Friends'
singing to the tune of 'This Land Is Your Land' "Hey look there's your hand, hey look there's my hand...no wait that's your hand...no wait it's MY hand!"~ Joey, 'Friends' (talking about his "hand twin")
"Isn't that just kick you in the crotch, spit on your neck, fantastic?!?"--Rachel, 'Friends'
"Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a Q-tip."--Homer, 'The Simpsons'
"Stupid bug. You go squish now."--Homer, 'The Simpsons
"Skinner said 'The teachers will crack any minute, purple monkey dishwasher."--A teacher, 'The Simpsons'
"Me fail english? That's unpossible!"--Ralph, 'The Simpsons'
"Hey, ya know what? I can call my Ma from up here. HEY MA, GET OFF THE DANG ROOF!"--Cletus, 'The Simpsons'
BURNS: "You there. Little Girl."
LISA: "My name is Lisa Simpson."
BURNS: "It doesn't matter what your name is you idiot."--'The Simpsons'
"I wear the cheese, the cheese does not wear me."--some cheese guy on 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer'
"Come, bathe with me."--'Saturday Night Live'
~~SONGS~~
"I'm not to young to know the right things to do and one of those things is not to fall for you."--'Not to Young', Mandy Moore
"So why do we choose the boys that are naughty? I don't fit in so why do you want me? And I know I can't tame you...but I just keep trying. 'Cause I love to wash in your old bathwater. Love to think that you couldn't love another."--'Bathwater', No Doubt
"But tomorrow holds such better days. Days when I can still feel alive."--'Adam's Song', Blink182
"You get what you put in, and people get what they deserve."--'Only God Knows Why', Kid Rock
"You should never try to change me. I can be nobody else, and I like the way I am. What you see is what you get. This is me. Hey you, if you want me don't forget. You should take me as I am. Cause I can promise you, what you see is what you get."--'What you see is what you get', Britney Spears
"You're different, different from the former. Like a fresh battery, I'm energized by you. Don't let it go away this feeling has got to stay. Don't let it go away this feeling has got to stay. And I can't believe I've had this chance now."--'New', No Doubt
"If you lived here you'd be home now."--'Home Now', No Doubt
"It seems as though I've always been somebody outside looking in. Well here I am for all of them to bleed. But they can't take my heart from me and they can't bring me to my knees. They'll never know the real me."--'Looking in', Mariah Carey
"I love you when you dance, when you freestyle in trance. So pure, such an expression."--'So Pure', Alanis Morissette
"If I had've known my invisibility would not make a difference I would've run around screaming proudly at the top of my voice."--'Your Congratualtions', Alanis Morissette
"You can try to resist. Try to hide from my kiss, but you know, but you know that you can't fight the moonlight. Deep in the dark you surrender your heart. But you know, but you know that you can't fight the moonlight."--'Can't Fight the Moonlight', LeAnne Rimes (From the Coyote Ugly Soundtrack)
"I don't like to be alone in the night. And I don't like to hear I'm wrong when I'm right. And I don't like to have the rain on my shoes but I do love you, but I do love you. I don't like to see the sky painted gray. And I don't like when nothing's going my way. And I don't like to be the one with the blues but I do love you, but I do love you."--"But I do love you", LeAnne Rimes (From the Coyote Ugly Soundtrack)
"Know all about, yeah bout' your reputation and now it's bound to be a hard pick situation. But I can't help it if I'm helpless everytime I'm where you are. You walk in and my strength walks out the door. Say my name and I can't fight it anymore. Oh, I know I should go but I need your touch just to damn much. Loving you isn't really something I should do. Should I wanna spend my time with you? But I should try to be strong but baby you're the right kind of wrong."--'Right Kind of Wrong', LeAnne Rimes (From the Coyote Ugly Soundtrack)
"You grab my stuff everytime I turn my back. I can't believe I went out with a kleptomaniac. We're breaking up. Breaking up is hard enough. Say you have nothin' but I called your bluff. You got my sweater, my hat. I can't find my cat. The hardest part of breaking up is getting back your stuff."--'The Hardest Part of Breaking up (Is getting back your stuff)', 2Gether
"There's nothing wrong with tradition but tell me where it says not to follow our hearts. Thats why so many of us are confused and will never live up to your rules. My relgion doesn't hate, it will never turn you away, it always understands. My relgion doesn't condem. Always lends a helping hand. It's love, my relgion's love." (I have no idea what the girls name who sings it or even the name of the song. It's a secret track on the BSB Burger King CD. Its a really good song!)
"It's a secret no one tells. One day it's heaven one day it's hell. And it's no fairy tale, take it from me. That's the way it's supposed to be. You will blind and you will crawl. God knows even angels fall. No such thing as you lost it all. God knows even asngels fall."--'Even angels fall', Jessica Riddle
~~ME AND MY FRIENDS~~
"What is this? I don't understand it? I'm gonna end up calling Czechoslovakia."--Danielle
"You should write another story. It could be about us being scuba divers and we look for buried treasure!"--Elena
"Kevin is a sexy bitch!"--Danielle
GINA(that would be me): "I wrote you a note. It's long though. I just wrote everything that came to my mind."
ELENA: Everything? Did you write you like meatloaf?"
"My thang doesn't wanna stop. It just keeps backing up."--Loretta
"That it is a nice bathroom!"--Dani
"We have all this stuff but where's the cookie dough?"--Gina (There I wrote it. I hope you guys are happy. hehe)
"It ain't no lie, 'N Sync likes guys."--Loretta
DANIELLE: "What is one thing you wish you could do before you die? Like anything you would never think of doing?"
ELENA: "Like riding a cow through space while wearing a jester hat and flip flops?"
"SNARF."--Dani
"Laura, you look different today. Did you get hit by a car?"--Danielle
DANIELLE: "Hey, if I marry Brian then my name would be Danielle Littrell."
GINA: Oh my God. You know how Elena calls me Gean Bean? Well if I married AJ my name would be Gean Bean McLean!"
"Oh my God...I have that phone! I swear my parents just bought it today!"--Loretta
"That would be swell."--Danielle
GINA: "Oh..he just pushed him down. Well as long as it wasn't the hot kid."
ELENA: If it was then you could run down there and help him. You could be like 'paramedic paramedic.' (*makes siren noise*)"--me and Elena's convo at the student/faculty game
"Moo."--the cow on my computer. (The way it says it is soo funny. You gotta hear it!)
"GOOOOD!!"--Danielle
"That thang you do, Who's thang is it anyway?, How Stella got her thang back..."--Me, Danielle and Loretta. (We were thinking of movies and tv shows that thang goes good with. It was 6 o'clock in the morning. We had been up all night while Loretta was backing her thang up. LOL!)
"Perogative, what?"--Gina
"I do nothing."--Danielle (in some kind of Russian accent)
"I love water like a mother loves their child."--Loretta
"I'm now in a wit-free zone."--Danielle
"Ahoy there."--Elena (haha that was one of the funniest things in the world!)
DANIELLE: "You and Doug are tight."
GINA: "Yeah, tight like...a spounge!"
(me and Laura's convo online)
BSBbabes84: oh my god!!!
Laura1490: what is it
BSBbabes84: do u watch z-games on disney
Laura1490: sometimes why
BSBbabes84: ya know the dude that like hosts it..well i just saw a commercial for undressed on mtv and he is gonna be on it!!!!!!!!
BSBbabes84: EWWWWWWWWWW!
Laura1490: ewwww that kid is sooo gross
Laura1490: i can't believe it
BSBbabes84: i know....he works on disney and undressed yeah that makes sense
Laura1490: z-game host by day--undressed star by night
"I wanna chop off her hand and choke her with it!"--Danielle
"She's trying to touch herself."--Elena (about the Britney video "Lucky". And of course I took it the other way and found it hysterical)
(to the tune of 'We are Family') "We do laundry, everybody likes to be clean."--Danielle's uncle
"Suck my butt."--Christina
"NO! IT'S JUST LISA!"--Carrie (LOL! That was sooo funny!)
GINA: "I have a song for Christina. 'Come on over' because I want you to come one over."
LORETTA: "Yeah, come one over...to her ass!"
CHRISTINA: "Ya know what nursery rhyme I used to hate, the kittens with their mittens. The kittens couldn't have any pie because they dirtied their mittnes? That's so stupied. Gina, you can't have any pie because you dirtied your mittens!"
LAURA: "I'm Laura and I eat beef." (Well originaly Elena said it. But it's just funny cause Laura repeated it.)
"Wasn't that nice of me guys?"--Danielle
"Kids! Kids! Stop fighting! Hey, don't cuss your mother."--Kate at our lunch table. (One day me and Danielle were playing around while we were leaving lunch and we started to hit eachother and Kate said that. It was hysterical!)
"She's one sandwich short of a picnic basket."--Danielle
"Flick yourself in the head."--Christina
GINA: "Remember the last time we walked down this street and you and Loretta were wusses and ran because you didn't want to get wet the sprinkler?"
DANIELLE: "No. What is this blasphemy that you are talking about?" (Blasphemy? heehee Danielle you are so silly.)
"Boris!"--Danielle
GINA: "Moral teach, please come on! I'll send him a telepathic message. Moral teach, come on. Please! I will practice chastity."
DANIELLE: "Hey speak for yourself!"
GINA: "Okay, only for a year."
LORETTA: "Oh, I was talking to Brian and I was describing the perfect guy to him. Okay, he can't have legs because then he would try to run away. He can't have arms because then he would beat me. And he can't have eyes cause then he would see me. So I want a torso with eye sockets. Oh, and if he trys to get away on his little nubs then I would throw a rope around him and pull him back."
GINA: "If thats not love then I don't know what love is." (At Friendly's after the play. We were very hyper)
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