This page is decicated to the weird ass things the boys have said that make you say, "What the hell were they thinking?" If you don't have a sense of humor about the boys then I suggest you leave.

*****QUOTES*****

***AJ***

"I like funny girls who will pop in and say 'Here I am!'".

~*~*~Yeah AJ, 'cause girls are known for saying that.~*~*~

"Love's a sensation, caused by temptation. A guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Do you understand my explanation or do you need a demonstration?"

~*~*~Say what? Do you kiss your mamma with that mouth, boy?~*~*~

"We were going to call ourselves the Fleamarket Boys, but that had too many letters."

~*~*~Now let's all get our calculators out. Backstreet has 8 letters. Fleamarket has...wait a second, 8 letters. I think someone needs to go back to kindergarden.~*~*~

"I was considered a dork for being different, now I'm considered cool."

~*~*~Pffft...hahaha...since when?~*~*~

***NICK***

"You don't really know until you meet the person. She could be tall, or small..." ~*~*~I can walk down the hall, maybe bounce off the wall...hey don't trip and fall, catch the ball. (Rhyming rules!)~*~*~*~

"I used to stand on a tree stump in our back garden and sing, pretending the flowers were my audience."

~*~*~LOL, the flowers? I'm not even gonna go there.~*~*~

"I'll never hang my feet off the end of the bed-I'm afraid little gremlins will bite off my toes... REALLY!!!"

~*~*~Can we say 'paranoid'.~*~*~

"Alright, hey Brian, go over there and I'm gonna act like a spaceship comin' at ya."

~*~*~These words actually came out of his mouth. Ya know what's even worse? Brian actually listened to him.~*~*~

"Howie's got some weird clothes. A long time ago, when we first started the group, he used to wear a lot of tight trousers when baggy trousers were in, and now tight ones are back, and he's into baggy ones! Well that's Howie for you!"

~*~*~What? When the hell did tight ones come back in style? Where was I when this happened?~*~*~

"I mean you have to be attracted to a person, but you can put a not so good looking girl next to a gorgeous girl and if the not so good looking girl has a better personality, then you'll go that way. Some people will say 'yeah right.'"

~*~*~Yeah riiiiight!~*~*~

"The number one fear I have, even though I am a scuba diver and I've had a license for a long time...I could never stand sharks."

~*~*~Yeah and then you go and get a tattoo of it on your left arm. That makes sense.~*~*~

***KEVIN***

"When your on the road it's difficult to keep up with the laundry so you find yourself without a clean pair of underpants. You have no choice but to pop right back into yesterdays pair. They tend to be pretty snug though, which is lucky."

~*~*~That's little bit more information than I needed to know.~*~*~

***BRIAN***

"We presented them with awards on award shows."

~*~*~Well that's usually the place ya do that at.~*~*~

***HOWIE***

"My hair has to be perfect and nobody can touch it. I like to look good always."

~*~*~Uhh...well, it's not his fault that he believes that this is true. I mean, the guys probably lie to him all the time and tell him he looks good.~*~*~

"I am way, way uncool."

~*~*~Well, at least he admits it.~*~*~

"Millennium is a rebirth, a new century."

~*~*~Howie, sweetie, a century is every 100 years. Millennium is every 1,000 years.~*~*~

"I was in an all-boy ballet group one time...it was cool as heck."

~*~*~There are sooo many things wrong with this statement. The fact that he admits he was in an all-boy ballet class is scary. Then just using the word heck...I dunno.!~*~*~

***MULTIPLE***

A.J.: "I would be a dancer with circus monkeys."

Nick: "I would be the monkey's trainer."

~*~*~And they wonder why people don't respect them. It's because they say messed up things like this in public.~*~*~