Title: Latest Technology

Author: Ms. AM

Rating: NC-17

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the character or events in this story and I am making absolutely no money either. Hopefully I'm giving a chuckle or two though...

Archive: Anywhere just drop me a note so I can visit.

Summery: Response to a challenge. More after the story.

Authors Notes: I know I should be working on Sandstorm, but I just had to respond to a little challenge I read, besides I've outlined where I want to take Sandstorm and it's ending up to be a lot bigger than I originally intended so I needed a little diversion...

Latest Technology (1/1)

What a truly rotten couple of days I've had. I'd rather be out in the field chasing one of Mulder's wacky cases than face yesterday or today ever again.

I really don't want to go into all the details of how messed up these two days were just suffice it to say they sucked.

Yesterday it started with my alarm not working and ended today with my car dying...

"Calgon take me away" I mutter, finally getting inside my apartment.

I lock the door behind me and throw my mail on the kitchen table, not something I normally do. The loud *ka-thunk* the articles make causes me to look closer at the medium sized mailing box laying on top of my letters and magazines.

*OVERNIGHT AIR*

The label reads in bright red letters, I can feel myself blushing when it sinks in what's in the box.

What in the hell possessed me?

Doesn't matter I can always send it back.

I just won't open it.

Whatever possessed me to order the contents of that box and throw my mail on the kitchen table is still controlling me. I have no desire to be neat tonight, I just want to sink into a nice hot bath.

Shrugging out of my coat it lands on one of my kitchen chairs, my shoes are kicked off, my skirt lands on the back of the couch. My pantyhose, blouse, bra and panties are all off before I reach the bathroom.

It doesn't take long before I'm reclining in what seems like warm, scented heaven each and every time I allow myself the pleasure. You would think that taking a bath would become old hat pretty quick, not for me.

I take my bath sponge and use it to cleanse my skin gently followed by shaving my legs. As I hold one leg up I take a good look, even though my legs are short I can't complain.

My skin is smooth and soft, my thighs firm and my calves nicely muscled. All in all they fit the package that is me, Dana Scully, good thing too since I sometimes feel like I'm living the adult version of *follow the leader* with Mulder being the leader.

After I'm done with my usual ritual I just lean my head back and close my eyes, trying to relax as fully as possible. It's pretty easy forgetting all the mishaps of the last two days, but for some reason I keep having this vision of last night.

I was laying on the couch, frustrated as hell from the days events flicking through the channels dispassionately. I remember getting up to refill my tea and when I came back that's when I saw and heard the advertisement for...

'Buy a set today, you won't be disappointed. Delivered to you for use in the privacy of your own home. These items use the latest technology available. If you are not completely satisfied just return within ten days for a full refund.'

I remember my mouth hanging open, I'm not a prude, but *come on* I just can't imagine actually...

'Operators are standing by and if you are one of the first one hundred callers tonight you will receive this product by *Overnight Air* ... in fact let me sweeten this little deal even further. *If* you are one of the first fifty callers *you* will get our product free...yes that's right free!'

Suddenly my hand was reaching for the phone I didn't even bother listening to the rest of the add. Without a second thought I found myself placing an order.

So let's see I have gotten out of the tub, dried off, walked past all the clothing lying in my hallway and made my way back into my bedroom.

And I'll be damned if I don't have that box in my hand.

* * * * *

Poor Scully she has had a rough day today not to mention yesterday. I want to do something for her, a little special so that's how I find myself in front of her door now.

I should have plenty of time since she said she had a lot of running around to do before she would be able to get home. I shift the back in my arm while unlocking her door.

Ever since the night we played baseball I find myself wanting to spend more and more after work hours with her, we seem to go out to dinner more. I think I may have figured out that I don't need to have some lame excuse or case to just spend time with her.

I am now getting the impression she likes to spend time with me as well...I hope something more will eventually come, but if friends are all we are even to be well then so be it.

I already made arrangements for dinner to be delivered in about an hour so I want to set up the table. I bought these candles that are supposed to burn colored flames and a nice bottle of wine.

Thank God she isn't here yet, I mean even if I'd have seen her car I would have come up...but this is meant to be a surprise and maybe it will help her relax after the last two days.

Closing and locking the door I set my wares down on the kitchen counter, turning I notice Scully's coat...

Boy she must have had a really bad day yesterday to not even hang her coat up...

After hanging up her coat I pause seeing her shoes, so I pick them up too...my eyes take in her skirt...on the back of the couch...her pantyhose...

Seems my hands are getting full heading down her hallway. When I reach the bra my mouth goes dry...my eyes darting ahead...oh shit...not *those* too...

I stand looking down at the tiny silk and lace panties that match the bra in my hand and it suddenly dawns on me...

What the hell am I doing?

I come over here and I think I'm helping her by picking up her clothes I get to a bra...my hands start to shake, my mouth is dry and then...fuck...

Bending down I pick up the last article of Scully's clothing and I feel my cock twitch, no I'm not kidding, *twitch*. Don't ask me how I manage it, but somehow I resist the urge to bury my face in that silky garment and breath in her scent.

As it is I'm hard as a rock just touching things I know Scully was wearing...Jesus...I wonder if she'd notice they are missing? I hope not since I'm sliding that scrap of silk and lace into my pocket right now.

Taking a deep breath I proceed into her bedroom, but when I open the door I am stopped cold at the sight greeting me. The breath leaves my lungs in a slow hiss through my teeth.

Holy Shit!

Scully is naked...beautifully, gloriously...naked...

Her eyes are glazed with arousal, face contorted in ecstasy, her skin glistens with a fine sheen of perspiration...and her hands...oh boy...

One hand is covering her breast, pinching and rolling one pink nipple while the other is pressed between her thighs. There is some sort of small box around her wrist no bigger than a quarter...

Thank God she hasn't seen me...I need to leave...but when I hear her moan...my libido takes over...all from hearing...

"There...oh, yes....there, Mul-der...yes..."

* * * * *

I hear something behind me and manage to focus on the reflection in the mirror...Mulder...oh god...

But I'm too far gone with the sensations running through my body to care at this moment. I am vaguely aware that Mulder was holding something, not anymore everything is on the floor in a pile.

I don't pull away when I see and feel his large hands cup my breasts, thumbs brushing over my nipples. Tilting my head I don't have to wait long for his mouth to descend.

Lips caress my neck and his tongue flicks out tasting my skin, before he sucks lightly and I shudder the added sensation sending a shockwave through my body.

Somehow I bring my free hand between us, unsnapping his pants, tugging down the zipper and pulling out the object I could feel pressing into my back.

Mulder hisses, his attention to my neck ceasing as I start pumping his hard length...he is so huge and hot...I can feel the vein running on the underside of his penis throbbing beneath my fingertips.

I wonder what the latest technology will feel like to him...I mean I already know what it does to me...I think I must have climaxed five or six times already.

Ceasing any attention to myself I slide my other hand around, my arms are bent at an awkward angle but I don't care.

Grasping his penis firmly I touch the middle finger of my right hand at the base of his penis...just were the skin joins the testicles and I am rewarded immediately...

Mulder thrusts forward so suddenly and violently that we both almost end up on the floor.

"Fuck!" He screams out, followed by. "Jesus...Scully."

He is trembling behind me and I swear I can feel his penis increase in size, even though I can feel the sticky and warm semen all over my back and fingers.

"What the fuck, did you do Scully?" He manages to pant. "What is that thing?"

I pull away slightly, turning so we are chest to chest. I back him up toward the bed, yanking his pants and boxers down before shoving him onto the bed.

It doesn't take long for him to get the hint as I kneel, my legs on either side of his, claiming his mouth with mine. Our lips meet and then part allowing our tongues to touch.

* * * * *

Fuck me!

Scully has somehow managed to just give me the most sudden and intense orgasm of my live and manage to bring me back to a full blown erection in less than thirty seconds.

I really need to know what that thing is on her wrist, but my mind is sidetracked by her sweet mouth and her hips hovering over my cock.

Honest to God I don't think my cock has ever been this huge and I certainly wasn't able to 're-load' that fast even when I was seventeen.

She shifts slightly one hand holding her folds open the other balancing on my shoulder. The tip of my cock is brushing her entrance I can feel the heat and moisture bathing my flesh.

She looks me in the eyes and by nothing more than just that acknowledgement I yank on her hips and impale her with my cock in one thrust.

She throws her head back so hard I swear she must have snapped her neck, her tight walls are clenching around me over and over. She rocks with me as I pull her hips against me.

"Mulder..." She moans.

I want her to come again so I grab her hand...the one with the contraption on it...and I press her middle finger right on her clit...Holy Shit...

Scully spasms her body convulsing so much I swear she's having a seizure, somehow the momentary fear I felt keeps me form following her over into the abyss.

My fears are unfounded as I am about to find out.

She is clutched tight in my arms her breasts flattened against my chest, her lips buried in my neck. As her breathing slows I can feel those lips curling into a smile.

"That...Mulder...was a mistake..."

I'm too stunned to even think of what the repercussions are going to be so when she lifts slightly and I feel her bend back managing to work her hand between the place we are joined it takes me a little while.

Too long...

Suddenly *I* am the one convulsing, my hips thrusting up into her with no rhythm as my cock continues to pump my seed long after I finally collapse.

Scully falls forward and we sleep.

* * * * *

I wake up with Mulder still inside of me *and* sporting another erection...all without assistance I might add.

He opens his eyes when I start rolling my hips.

"God, Scully...you trying to kill me?"

I grin down at him.

"Would it be such a bad way to go, Mulder?"

He smiles back at me, grabbing my hips and thrusting up several times, making me gasp and moan.

He grabs my hand trying to look at the device I used last night, turning my hand over he sees the oval shaped pad attached to my middle finger and the thin wire leading down to the box around my wrist.

"What *is* this thing, Scully?" He asks still confused.

"What...this?" I ask touching his nipple with it.

He jerks finally feeling the actual stimulation it provides on less sensitive areas. Kind of a vibrating followed by a slight shock almost.

I reach over and pull the box close to us, handing him the invoice.

Dear purchaser:

We at Stimulation Industries hope you enjoy your new personal fulfillment device. The Zapper! has been made possible using the results of hundreds of lab tests and results. Using the latest technology we feel we have come up with the most accurate stimulation possible.

Just remember that while using the Zapper! solo is great it can also be a wonderful added addition to your sexual partner's experience also. Don't forget to try the other personal fulfillment devices included with your new Zapper!

Enjoy:

Harry Dick, President

Ima Ho, Vice-President

Mulder just smiles up at me before rolling us so I am beneath him as he thrusts hard setting up a steady rhythm. It isn't long before we both climax and fall asleep yet again.

* * * * *

I open my eyes to see Scully standing in the doorway holding a couple of bags of food.

"Mulder...just why were you here last night?"

"Well to be honest Scully...I knew you had such a bad couple of days I was going to treat you to dinner...wine...maybe some nice conversation...a massage..."

"Mulder? Were you going to try and seduce me?"

I feign shock.

"Scully, I would never try to take advantage of you..." I smile and motion for her to come closer.

She saunters over hips swaying. I pull the belt of her robe and yank her down beside me, pushing the garment off and restraining her hands.

"Mulder!" She yelps. "What are you doing?"

"Well...since you got to try out the Zapper! I thought I should get to pick the next item to test drive."

"Mulder..." I can hear the warning tone in her voice.

Smiling I stick my tongue out at her and her eyes widen.

"Mulder! What is on your tongue?"

I think I'll show her and as my mouth closes over her nipple and the new toy that's getting a test drive on my tongue touches her she arches and cries out.

"Mulder you can drive all you want...just as long as you're headed down south..."

I raise my head and look into her passion glazed eyes.

"My thoughts exactly, Scully...now do you think you can be quiet...cause you know how easily I get lost..."

The end!!!

Authors notes: Does this meet the MSR Smut challenge? Hope so and hey even if it doesn't I hope you liked this little bit of smut...erotica...fluff...whatever the popular name is now...lol