Welcome to my Quotes page. This is a page of stuff my friends have said ranging from 1999 until now. The most recent will be at the end. Enjoy!


I'd be like, on the ground!" -me

"Hey ya weasle!" -me, Sondra

"I'm like going to bawl!!" -me

"Ho ho ho, Green Giant!" -Dan

"Penguin! Penguin!" -me, Dan

"Whatever floats your boat!" -me, Betsey

"N! N!" -me, Nicole

"Aaahhh!!" -Nicole during the Drive Me Crazy movie

"Boink boink!!" -me, Sondra, Elizabeth L. and Elizabeth P.

"S-e-x-y, she is sexy I don't like! She's sexy, boink boink she's sexy!!" -Tim, Elizabeth L., Sondra, me

"Oh no! I cut my lip!!" -me, Amber, Ashley

"Isn't it GREAT??" -me, Amber, Ashley

"Are you serious??" -me

"Seriously!!" -me

"Bertha!!" -me, Betsey

"Hey my GREAT friend!" -me, Amber, Ashley

"Woah! Is that spiffy or what??"-me

"Spiffy!" -me

"Stop it! You're such a shmuck!!" -Amber D.

"Well that wasn't cool there bud!" -me

"Superstar!" -me, Amber, Ashley, Lori, Emily, Lauren, Cassie

"Weeble!!" -me

"I know weebles wobble but I didn't know they fell!" -Betsey

"It's not here today!! It's not here!" -Claire

"What a queer!" -me

"Tu es mouche!" -Sarah

"It makes me want to pee!" -Meredith

"What's his age again? That's his age again!" -me, Meredith singing our song about Ethan

"We're breakdancing!!" -Emily, Lauren, Cassie, me

"Yes! We're going to Nebraska!" -my grade

"Oh my gosh and this guy was SOOOO hot!" My friends and I

"Thank you!" -me, Sondra

"Oh my gosh, he is so adorable!!" -me

"That's SO adorable!" -me

"Woah!!" -me, Sondra

"Officer, arrest this woman right here!" -Amber yelling to two police officers about Lori

"I'm a Genius, I wrote the Algebra book!" -Matt S

"Don't confuse me, I'm a Genuis, remember?" -Matt S

"Man, this kid is going to need some counseling!" -Matt S

"Alright!" -The Guys in my grade

"We are AWESOME!" -me, Abby

"Don't ARGUE with me!" -Nate making fun of Sheri using her Pittsburgh accent

"Ready to go play some FOOTBALL??" -me to Beth during Bio

"Save the drama for your mama!" -me, Holly, Claire

"Hey Bud!" -me, Holly

"Hey bud! Take off that fag tag...." -me, Sondra

"Um hi my name is Sherwi, Sherwi Carwter...." -me, Abby

1st guy: "Yeah there were these two guys, and they were like brothers, ya know..." 2nd guy: "Um yeah" -These 2 weird guys wearing ski caps in the mall, and I started making fun of them afterwards to Ashley

"Spiff!" -me

"There's a joke!! There's a joke this time! I can't believe I found a joke!" -me, Beth, everyone at my lunch table that looks forward to the daily joke

"What the heck??" -me

"I like it alot!" -me

"Okay..." -me

"I'm on Cloud 9 right now, and I don't think I'll be getting off anytime soon. So talk to me when I can actually function!" -me

"Right.....smile and nod...." -me

"What did you guys think of that?" -Mr. Allaman, asking what we thought of the trumpets playing their part. "Right....." -me "I'll have to agree with her for this one!" -Betsey, talking about me and laughing

I found this quote on the internet one day, and thought it was really cute: "It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone."

"Riiiiight...." me

"I'd laugh if I fell in the mud....." -me at Wal-Mart when Amber, Ashley and I were climing fences and there were things of dirt next to them

"....and then I saw my mom and she'd be like what did you do? and I'd say 'I fell in the mud what did YOU do?'" -me

"Spiff!" -me

"Man! I am SUCH a ditz! I can't believe I just did that!" -me

"Hey Massachusetts!" -certain people in my History class

That is SO queer!" -me

"Ask Jason if he got left at McDonald's after choir, it's such a funny story!" -me, Shy, and Nate telling our English class about how Jason got left at McDonald's

"Okay yeah SOMEONE'S got the maturity level of a two year old!" -me

"I don't do crosswalks." -me when I was crossing the street in Sharon

"I saw a weasel! Or atleast I think that's what it was?" -Ashley G. when we were in the car on the way to Sharon

"Man I hope you just fall in a hole or something!" -me

I heart Lance!" -me

"Willard!" -me and Cindy talking to Ed

"No I'm Willard!" -Ed

"Senor Swanky's Peep-O-Rama!" -me, Ed, Cindy, Sarah

"Oh my God! Starbucks! It's a Starbucks!" -me, Cindy, Betsey, Sarah, and all the other Austin Powers obsessed people on our bus in New York City

"Let's start an angry riot/mob!" -Me, Ashley

"I don't do ______________" - me, Ashley, Amber (enter word in the blank)

"I don't know _____________" - me, Ashley, Amber (once again, enter word in blank)

"Don't let the green stuff fool you! Wait, you have something green on your face....." -me talking to Amber when we were swimming once

"Somebody get the stick!" -me, Betsey, Abby, Sarah, Ed

"Watch out or else they'll go all kung fu on you!" -me

"Today I went swimming over there and I got to a place i could not touch....I was drowning, and I cried, big tears!" -me and Abby acting retarted

"Dude ask me again and i'm gonna kick your ass!" -me and Abby again

"Wonder woman on crutches!" -me, Tiffany and Diane

"Hello? Doughnut hut?" -me, my little bro, and his friend

"What?!?!?!?!" -me, Ashley G.

"Dude!!" -me

"That's my DAD you sick hog!!" -Erin at my 16th Bday party

"Thank you SO much for clearing that up Father Paul! I salute you!" -me and Abby

"You KNOW you're cool when...." -me

"Three times, just to be sure!" -me and Alison W.

"Neckstrap tan!!" -me and Allison W.

"Woah!!!" -me and just about everyone I know I got saying that

"It's kind of like fun only boring...." -me

"Hey buddy!" -me and Mitch

"No one gets left behind!!" -me, Amber, Ashley, April, Brandon, Lori and Albey...the 4A-Lo's, B-Lo and L-Lo, New Years 2003, it was a great one