1.When people trip on the street, they tend to play it off by suddenly starting to run.
2. People who are alone tend to look at their hands a lot.
3. Bible thumpers wear white.
4. Whenever you say "do it" at least one person tends to grin.
5. Whenever people sign checkbooks they always sigh.
6. When pressing the keys on a calculator they suck in their stomach.
7. Little kids play with their own feet alot.
8. Computers never work right, and then the person always smacks the screen when the modem doesn't run right.
9. Siblings always want YOUR clothes, but never THEIRS.
10. Somehow, you are always the one getting in trouble with your parents.
11. Plants take forever to grow.
12. When siblings are sick they tend to act like they can't move.
13. Girls swoon over JTT.
14. You always have facial tics at the most inapprpriate moments.
15. You wake up in the morning and you have bruises on your legs...and you don't know why.
16. When mothers drive they want total silence.
17. Pants tend to shrink on the way home from the store. Either that, or you gain 20 lbs from lunch.
18. At the movie theater, there always has to be a tall person in front of you.
19. Men never pinch little kids cheeks. It's always the women.
20. People like me make webpages because of FAMILY TIME.
21. When people bite their nails their lips tend to move oddly.
22. People hate good music.
23. 17 straight hours of TV tends to hurt your eyes.
24. Is it just me or does only ONE person enjoy a practical joke?
25. Girls that play in mud tend to wear sandals.
26. Boys that play in the mud tend to wear nothing at all.
27. Parents never play in mud unless they want to spend quality time with kids. Then you get mud wrestling.