Bubba & Earl

    Two good ol' boys, Bubba & Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Budweiser. Earl said, "Hay!! Lookey thar up ahead, Bubba, it's a police roadblock. We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!"
    "Don't worry" says Bubba. "We'll jes pull over & finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the labels, stick them on our foreheads and toss the bottles under the seat."
    "What fer?" whined Earl.
    "Just shaddup an let me do the talkin'" says Bubba.
    They finished their beers, stuck the labels on their heads and tossed the bottles under the seat. When they reached the roadblock, the police pulled them over & asked, "You boys been drinkin?"
    "No sir" Bubba replied "We're on the Patch."