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Computer Terms for Rednecks

Backup
Bar Code
Bug
Byte
Cache
Chip
Terminal
Crash
Digital
Diskette
Fax
Hacker
Hardcopy
Internet
Keyboard
Mac
Megahertz
Modem
Mouse Pad
Network
Online
ROM
Screen
Serial Port
Superconductor
What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods.
Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern.
The reason you give for calling in sick.
What your pitbull dun to cusin Jethro.
Needed when you run out of food stamps.
Pasture muffins that you try not to step in.
Time to call the undertaker.
When you go to Junior's party uninvited.
The art of counting on your fingers.
The cute lil female dancer in white go-go boots.
What you lie about to the IRS.
Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking.
Picture looked at when selecting tattoos.
Where cafeteria workers put their hair.
Where you hang the keys to the John Deere.
Big Bubba's favorite fast food.
How your head feels after 17 beers.
What ya do when the grass gets too high.
Where Mickey and Minnie live.
Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line.
Where to stay when taking the sobriety test.
Where the pope lives.
Helps keep the skeeters off the porch.
A red wine you drink with breakfast.
Amtrak's Employee of the year.

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