NATIONAL CONDOM MONTH SLOGANS

• Cover your stump, before you hump
• Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
• Don't be silly, protect your willy
• When in doubt, shroud your sprout
• Don't be a loner, cover your boner
• You can't go wrong if you shield your dong
• If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it
• If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
• It will be sweeter if you cover your peter
• If you slip between her thighs, condomize
• She won't get sick if you cover your dick
• If you go into heat, pacage your meat
• While your undressing venus, dress up your penis
• When you take off her pants and blouse, be sure to suit up your mouse
• Especially in December, gift wrap your member
• Never, ever deck her with an unwrapped pecker
• Do't be a fool, Vulcanize your tool
• The right selection is to protct your erection
• Wrap it in foil before you check her oil
• A crank with armor, will never harm her
• If you really love her, wear a cover
• Don't make a mistake, cover your snake
• Sex is cleaner with a packaged weiner
• If you can't shield your rocket, leeve it in your pocket
• No glove, no love
• If you think she'll sigh, cover
• Even if shes eager, protect her beaver
• No one likes a horses ass, protec yourself at climax
• Protect her from the hunt, until you shoot her in the cunt
• Avoid a frown, contain your clown
• Harness the pygmy man before you enter the bearded clam
• Constrain the little head before you stick it in the shed
• Put a condom on your drink before you dart it in the sink
• The weasel you must surround before you put her on the ground
• Cloak the joker before you poke her
• Encase that torch before you paint her porch
• Cape your throbber before you bob her