A big city woman married a southern hick and brought him to the city for the first time. When they first arrived, he got them a hotel room and as they were laying in bed she looked over in the corner and saw a discarded condom.
"Oh yuck!" she exclaimed as she pointed it out to her new husband.
He craned his neck to see what it was. Then he looked at her and asked, "What is it?"
"Why, it's a disgusting used sheepskin condom!" she replied. "Don't they use them in the South?"
"Yeah," he said, "but we don't skin 'em first!"