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>          		A Complete List of Pickup Lines
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>         1. That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed.
>         2. Do you want to see something swell?
>         3. Hey babe...do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750 psi?
>         4. Drop 'em!
>         5. What do you like for breakfast?
>         6. Excuse me.  Do you want to fuck or should I apologize?
>         7. Wanna fuck like bunnies?
>         8. Say, did we go to different schools together?
>         9. Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the 
>             first thing that pops up?
>        10. I had a friend who use to hand out phone cards that said:
>             "Smile if you want to sleep with me."
>             And watch them try to hold back their laugh.
>        11. Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?
>        12. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
>        13. Would you like to dance or should I go fuck myself again?
>        14. Hey baby, let's go make some babies.
>        15. At the office copy machine.  "Reproducing eh?"  "Can I help?"
>        16. Would you like Gin and platonic or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
>        17. I think we have to make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW!
>        18. Hey babe...can you suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?
>        19. Hey babe...can you suck start a Harley?
>        20. Motion with your finger for a girl to come over.
>            When she gets there say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you 
>            would cum."
>        21. Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck?
>             HEY!  What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
>        22. A women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?"
>             You: "Do you have the energy?"
>        23. Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?
>        24. Say mother, want another? (if she has kids)
>        25. Bond. James Bond.
>        26. Hello love, do you spit or swallow?
>        27. You look like the type of girl that has heard ever line in the book.
>             So what's one more?
>        28. Your place or mine?
>        29. Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
>        30. You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.
>        31. Would you like to have morning coffee with me?
>        32. Your face or MINE!?
>        33. "Are you ready to go home yet?"
>        34. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
>        35. When she asks, for a match.
>            How about the hair on my head and the hair between your legs?
>        36. Nice tits.  Mind if I feel them?
>        37. I love you.  I want to marry you.  Now fuck my brains out.
>        38. Forget that!  Playing doctor is for kids!  Let's play gynecologist.
>        39. Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much your weight.
>        40. I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
>        41. I'm on fire.  Can I run through your sprinkler?
>        42. I'd look good on you.
>        43. Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?
>        44. I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I have more of something else.
>        45. I would kill or die to make love to you.
>        46. Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
>        47. I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
>        48. Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
>        49. HI! Can I buy you a car?
>        50. NOW, BITCH!
>        51. Fancy a fuck?
>        52. My face is leaving in 10 minutes. Be on it.
>        53. Should I call you in the morning or nug you?
>        54. I'm new in town.  Could you give me directions to your apartment?
>        55. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?
>        56. I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
>        57. Chicks dig me;  I wear colored underwear.
>        58. Excuse me, is it true that you're a sexual tyrannosaurus?
>        59. That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed.
>        60. Was your father a thief?  'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky 
>            and put them in your eyes.
>        61. Look at the tag in her shirt and say:
>             "I want to see if you were really made in heaven."
>        62. Let's do breakfast tomorrow--should I call you or nudge you?
>        65. Excuse me, why is your drink glowing?
>        66. How did you achieve such a gaudy effect with only FDA-approved cosmetics?
>        67. You're ugly, but you interest me.
>        69. Do you believe in one-night-stands?
>        70. With one touch, I could make you make sounds that only a dog could hear.
>        71. If I said you have an ugly body, would you hold it against me?
>        72. If I gave you a neglige for my birthday, would there be anything in it
>        78. Ok, fuck me if I'm wrong, but I think you want to kiss me.
>        79. I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.
>        81. Do you have a quarter?  Too bad, becuase I need to call my mother and 
>             tell her that I found the woman of my dreams.
>        82. Do you have a map? I just get lost in your eyes.
>        83. That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
>        84. Did you clean your pants with Windex?  I can practically see myself 
>             in them.
>        85. Are you religious?  Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers.
>        86. Do you have a boyfriend?  Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and
>             talk to me.
>        87. Did it hurt? Woman:  Did what hurt?  When you fell out of heaven?
>        88. Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your 
>             clothes on?
>        89. You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?
>        90. I am conducting a feel test of how many woman have pierced nipples?
>        91. Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's
>        92. Pardon me but I was just about to go home and masturbate and I was 
>             wondering if you'd mind if I fantasize about you?
>        93. Sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between us
>        94. You smell wet.  Let's Party.
>        95. Pardon me miss, but I help noticing that you have cum in your hair.
>        96. Gee, you don't sweat much for a fat chick.
>        97. Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
>        98. Walk over to a table occupied by ladies, whip out your `pud' and say:
>             Hey charlie, see anyone here you recognize?
>        99. I saw you at the party last weekend and you look kind of interesting... 
>             Let's meet sometime...
>       100. I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty 
>             good.
>       102. Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have 
>             a weak heart.
>       107. You have the ass of a great artist.
>       119. Do you like jewels? Well suck my cock, it's a GEM.
>       120. Do you sleep on your front? Do you mind if I do?
>       123. I'll bet you 10 bucks I could get all your cloths off in 30 seconds
>       124. I'd like to rearrange the alphabet and put u and i together
>       125. Since we shouldn't waste this day and age what you say we use these
>             condoms in my pocket before they expire
>       127. I lost my phone number can i borrow yours ??
>       145. Holding out two fingers say, "why should women masturbate with these
>             two fingers?"  When they say, "I don't know", you say, "Coz they're
>             mine sweetheart".  
>       146. I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty
>             Woman.
>       147. "Sit on my face and let me get to 'nose' you better?"
>       148.  The chick that usually sucks my dick has a shirt just like
> ours!
>       149.  You know, the woman I'd forget about for you is blonde, too!
>       153.  Do you like beef? Well suck this, it's dripping.
>       156.  Excuse me, can I borrow your bra?