One day there were three pieces of rope. The first piece of rope walks into a bar and orders a beer, the bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve rope in here.". The piece of rope walks out of the bar pissed off.
The second piece of rope walks in orders a beer, the bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve rope here." and the piece of rope storms off.
The third piece of rope walks into the bar looking all tattered and used. The bartender says, "Aren't you a piece of rope?" and the piece of rope replies,
"Nope, i'm a frayed not."