There are two islands. On one island is a cat amongst a field of wheat and on the other is is a rooster amongst a field of mice.
The rooster then says "Gee that wheat looks mighty fine" and so he flys over and starts eating the wheat.
The cat sees this and thinks "Hey, if he can do that, I can do it too." So he takes a huge run up leaps as hard as he can and lands half way between the islands in the water.
The moral of this story is wherever there is a wet pussy there is always a happy cock!