The Poopie List

• Ghost Poopie The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
• Clean Poopie The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
• Wet Poopie The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain.
• Second Wave Poopie This happens when you're done Poopie-ing and you've pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poopie some more.
• Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
• Gassy Poopie It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing.
• Drinker Poopie The kind of Poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
• Lincoln Log Poopie The kind of Poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
• Corn Poopie Self-explanatory.
• Spinal Tap Poopie That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you would swear it was leaving you sideways.
• Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump) The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt gets splashed with water.
• Liquid Poopie The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.
• Mexican Poopie It smells so bad your nose burns.
• The Surprise Poopie You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you're about to fart, but oops.......a Poopie!!!