A blond goes into the world wide communication center. She wants to send a message to her mother in Poland.
When the man tells her it will be $300 she says loudly, "I don't have any money... But I would do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother in Poland."
The man says "ANYTHING"?
The blonde says "Yes... ANYTHING".
The man says, "Follow me."
He leads her to the next room and tells her,
"Come in and close the door." She does.
He then says, "Get on your knees." She does.
He then says, "Undo my zipper." She does.
He then says, "Go ahead... Take it out." She
takes it out and takes hold of it with both
hands.
The man says, "Well go ahead!"
She brings her mouth closer to it, and while holding it close to her lips, she says, "Hello, Mom?"