Blonde One Liners

Q Why did the Blonde climb the glass wall ?

A. To see whats on the other side


Q. Why is it harder to make a blonde snowman, compared to a brunette snowman?

A. You have to hollow out the head!


Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

A: "Are you sure it's mine?"


Q: What is the difference between a pregnant blonde and a lightbulb?

A: You can unscrew a lightbulb


Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up


Q. How do you know that a blonde has sent you a fax?

A. There's a stamp in the corner of the fax!


Q. Why won't pharmacists hire blondes as secrataries?

A. They keep on breaking those bottles in the typewriter!


Q. How do you get a blonde to laugh on Saturday?

A. Tell her a joke on Tuesday!


Q. What did a blonde get on her SAT test?

A. Nail Polish


Q: What do you call a smart blonde?

A: A Golden Retriever


Q: What do you call a blonde who lives in Alaska?

A: A Frosted Flake