Blonde Quickies
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked
if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
"Six, please. I could never eat twelve
pieces."
What did the blonde say when he opened the
box of Cheerios? "Oh, look! Doughnut
seeds!"
Why don't blondes eat pickles? Because
they can't get their head in the jar.
Why do blondes have little holes all over
their faces? From eating with forks.
How did the blonde burn his nose? Bobbing
for french fries.
Did you hear about the blonde that ate rocky
mountain oysters? She was dragged 200
yards.
What did the blonde do when her doctor told
her she had sugar in her urine? She peed
on her corn flakes.
Why do blondes have see-through lunch box
lids? So they know if it is morning or
afternoon.
Why don't blondes like buttered toast?
They can't figure out which side the
butter goes on.