Cell Phone

Morris a young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife Sherry something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited, she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone.

The next day Sherry, the blonde, goes shopping. Her phone rings and it's her husband Morris, "Hi hon, "he says, "How do you like your new phone?"

"I just love it, it's so small and your voice is clear as a bell but there's one thing I don't understand. How did you know I was at the beauty parlor ?"