THE BED OF SPIKES WAS A NICE TOUCH

A Denton, Texas man was arrested for filing a false police report after he called 911 to report...his own murder. The man told the operator he had been "murdered, beaten, possibly kidnapped ...and thrown down on a bed of spikes." Police found the man a short time later, still on the convenience store pay-phone he had used to make the call. "It was obvious he hadn't been murdered," said one of the arresting officers.