LOVE: When you take a bubble bath
together.
LUST: When you take a bath in Jell-O
together.
MARRIAGE: When you give the kids a
bath.
LOVE: A romantic candlelight dinner
for two.
LUST: "Do I have to buy you dinner
first?"
MARRIAGE: 4 Happy Meals.....to go.
LOVE: Giving your love some candy.
LUST: Thinking you are the candy.
MARRIAGE: Scraping candy off of the
carpet.
LOVE: A night out at the symphony.
LUST: A night out at the drive in.
MARRIAGE: A night out at Sesame
Street on Ice.
LOVE: Aroma-French Perfume.
LUST: Aroma-Brut aftershave.
MARRIAGE: Aroma- "The baby needs
changing...."
LOVE: Lending your jacket to your
love when he/she is cold.
LUST: "I can think of a way to
stay warm...."
MARRIAGE: Your teenager just took
your jacket.
LOVE: Talking and cuddling.
LUST: Basically no talking or
cuddling.
MARRIAGE: Getting up to take care of
your sick kid puking.
LOVE: Long drives through the
countryside.
LUST: Long parking sessions at
Lover's Lookout.
MARRIAGE: Long drives with the kids
screaming in the back-seat.
LOVE: Sex every night.
LUST: Sex 5 times a night.
MARRIAGE: Sex ???