Love Lust and Marriage

LOVE: When you take a bubble bath together.
LUST: When you take a bath in Jell-O together.
MARRIAGE: When you give the kids a bath.

LOVE: A romantic candlelight dinner for two.
LUST:   "Do I have to buy you dinner first?"
MARRIAGE:   4 Happy Meals.....to go.

LOVE: Giving your love some candy.
LUST: Thinking you are the candy.
MARRIAGE: Scraping candy off of the carpet.

LOVE: A night out at the symphony.
LUST: A night out at the drive in.
MARRIAGE: A night out at Sesame Street on Ice.

LOVE: Aroma-French Perfume.
LUST: Aroma-Brut aftershave.
MARRIAGE: Aroma- "The baby needs changing...."

LOVE: Lending your jacket to your love when he/she is cold.
LUST:   "I can think of a way to stay warm...."
MARRIAGE: Your teenager just took your jacket.

LOVE: Talking and cuddling.
LUST: Basically no talking or cuddling.
MARRIAGE: Getting up to take care of your sick kid puking.

LOVE: Long drives through the countryside.
LUST: Long parking sessions at Lover's Lookout.
MARRIAGE: Long drives with the kids screaming in the back-seat.

LOVE: Sex every night.
LUST: Sex 5 times a night.
MARRIAGE: Sex ???