16. Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes.
15. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors
14. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
13. Crying can be fun.
12. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds
11. Cats' facial expressions
10. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time
9. FAT CLOTHES.
8. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch.
7. Cutting your bangs to make them grow
6. Discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered a peak life experience.
5. Eyelash curlers
4. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
3. A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to impossible.
2. Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten minutes.
AND
THE NUMBER ONE THING ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND:
1. OTHER WOMEN!