Rotten Things Women Say to Naked Men...

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
3. Why don't we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Can you make it dance?
6. Wow, and your feet are so big.
7. It's OK, we'll work around it.
8. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. Oh no... I'm getting a headache.
11. (laughing, giggling and pointing
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. You know you really shouldn't swim before having sex.
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
16. Why is God punishing me?
17. At least this won't take long.
18. I never saw one like that before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks like it's never been used.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
23. Are you cold?
24. If you get me real drunk first.
25. Is that an optical illusion?
26. What is that?
27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
30. I guess this makes me the 'early bird.