From The National Lawn Dart Museum In Dayton Ohio...

Top Ten Least Popular Toys This Christmas

10 The Christopher Reeve Inaction Figure

9 Dr. Pinkeye's Infectious Daycare Center

8 Van Camps Beanie Weenie Babies

7 Sharp Jagged Thing -- From Hasbro

6 Horny Horny Hippos

5 Tickle Me Brady

4 The Carmen Electra/Dennis Rodman Wedding Playset

3 The George Michael Self-Discovery Game

2 Dr. Randy's Home Vasectomy Laboratory

And The Number One Least-Popular Toy This Year...

Tickle Me Homo