While on routine patrol
I was in the car because the coffee shop was closed.
The motorist was operating his vehicle in a reckless manner
He had a bumper sticker that said "SLOW DOWN -- DON'T FEED THE PIGS."
The accident scene and the safety of the victims prevented this officer from doing traffic control
It was raining.
This officer went "out of service" to obtain intelligence information from a street informant
It was too hot to ride in the car.
I observed the suspect acting in a suspicious manner
The dirtbag let go with an 'Oink' as I walked by.
Knowing the suspect had a criminal history
He puked on my uniform one night.
The informant is of known credibility and has provided reliable information in the past
I've got two theft cases hanging over his head.
While being arrested, the subject resisted, being injured in the act
He ripped my shirt and broke my new mirrored sunglasses.
The motorist was cited for multiple traffic violations
I wrote him one citation for each swear word he used.
Upon announcing my title and purpose I heard a voice from inside the house say 'Come in' so I entered through the door
The rock music was so loud they wouldn't have heard Patton's army so I kicked in the door.
The members of the press at the scene were offered every courtesy within departmental policies
I sent them to a non existent address which I called the 'Command Post.'
I gave the motorist a verbal warning for speeding
She was a good looking blonde who owned a liquor store and was free after my shift was over.
The Chief appeared at the scene and took command
I sent him to the same address as the reporters.
Further interview of the witnesses was impossible, due to conditions beyond my control
Tonight is my bowling night.