(To the tune of Lou Bega's "Mambo No. 5") Everybody in the limo C'mon let's ride To the liquor store around the corner The wife's outta town, so i think I really wanna... Guaranteed to make this party cook We'll call Angela and Pamela and Buffy and Vicki And 'fore you know it -- everything will be freaky Then we're gonna pick it up These girls are cute as a little speckled pup I know I said I'd learned my lesson But i just can't keep from messin'... A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita, if you please A little bit of Tina, she's a sleaze A little bit of Sandra, she's so funky A little bit of Mary, she's kinda chucky A little bit of Jessica's what I see A great big break from Hillary Move it all around Throw your hands in the air Throw your clothes on the ground Climb on board -- we'll have fun Gonna take a ride on Air Force One We'll climb so high we'll touch the sky And if we get caught, we'll lie A little bit of Tiffany, she likes rap A little bit of Rita, if you please A little bit of Tina, she's a sleaze A little bit of Sandra on the fly A little bit of Mary on the sly A little bit of Jessica, raisin' cain A little break from that ol' ball & chain A litte bit of somethin' on her blouse A little bit of Rita, she's a go A little bit of Tina, she's a ho A little bit of Sandra on the desk A little bit of Mary, she's the best A little bit of Jessica in my life A great big secret from my wife I can get y'all a job at Revlon too You know me -- I love to freak See you babes same time next week? |