The Clinton Mambo
(To the tune of Lou Bega's "Mambo No. 5")

One, two, three, four, five
Everybody in the limo
C'mon let's ride
To the liquor store around the corner
The wife's outta town, so i think I really wanna...

Call some names from my little black book
Guaranteed to make this party cook
We'll call Angela and Pamela and Buffy and Vicki
And 'fore you know it -- everything will be freaky

We're gonna throw it down
Then we're gonna pick it up
These girls are cute as a little speckled pup
I know I said I'd learned my lesson
But i just can't keep from messin'...

A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita, if you please
A little bit of Tina, she's a sleaze
A little bit of Sandra, she's so funky
A little bit of Mary, she's kinda chucky
A little bit of Jessica's what I see
A great big break from Hillary

Jump up and down
Move it all around
Throw your hands in the air
Throw your clothes on the ground
Climb on board -- we'll have fun
Gonna take a ride on Air Force One
We'll climb so high we'll touch the sky
And if we get caught, we'll lie

A little bit of Sandy on my lap
A little bit of Tiffany, she likes rap
A little bit of Rita, if you please
A little bit of Tina, she's a sleaze
A little bit of Sandra on the fly
A little bit of Mary on the sly
A little bit of Jessica, raisin' cain
A little break from that ol' ball & chain

A little bit of Monica in the house
A litte bit of somethin' on her blouse
A little bit of Rita, she's a go
A little bit of Tina, she's a ho
A little bit of Sandra on the desk
A little bit of Mary, she's the best
A little bit of Jessica in my life
A great big secret from my wife

Hey girls -- me and you
I can get y'all a job at Revlon too
You know me -- I love to freak
See you babes same time next week?

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