Top Ten Things Bill Clinton Would Say
If He Were a Star Wars Character

10. Well, Luke...it depends on what your definition of the word "father" is.

9. You're how old? You know...queens didn't look like you when I was growing up...

8. These are not the droids you're looking for, ma'am. Say, it's getting hot in here -- you might want to take off your top.

7. Mind if I take my little friend and plug him into the hyperdrive?

6. I did not have sexual relations with that wookie, Ms. Chewinsky.

5. Lightsaber in my pocket? no...i'm just glad to see you.

4. Dark side...light side -- I don't really care as long as I get seduced.

3. Who knew the Jedi Mind Trick could work on 250 million people at once?

2. Wretched hive of scum and villainy? Sounds good to me!

...and the number one thing Bill Clinton would say if he were in Star Wars...

She's my sister?!? Well...I am from Arkansas...