10. New Call To Order For The State Legislature: "Let's Get Ready To Rumble!"

9. Governor's Statewide Television Addresses Now Pay-Per-View Events

8. All Future Candidate Debates Held In A Giant Steel Cage

7. Official Political Boogyman Bill Clinton Replaced By Eric Bischoff

6. Wrestlemania Tickets Deductible On State Income Tax Returns

5. All Fillibusters Emceed By Mean Gene Okerlund

4. Increased Use Of Folding Metal Chairs During Debates In The Statehouse

3. Three Words: Nitro Girl Interns

2. Leutenant Governor: Disco Inferno

And The Number One Change Planned By Governor 'The Body' Ventura..

New State Bird...The Raised Middle Finger