10. Read My Lips...No New Interns.

9. Reward Me For Putting Up With Bill's Crap For So Long.

8. Despite What You Might Have Heard...I Didn't Have Sex With That Woman Either.

7. Isn't It Time You Were Disappointed By A Different Clinton?

6. I Can Get Your Daughter A Job At Revlon.

5. Vote For Me...Or My Husband Will Nail Your Wife.

4. Still Not Indicted As Of 1999.

3. From Perjury To Albany.

2. Building A Bridge To The 21st Century...And Pushing My Husband Over It.

And The Number One Hillary Campaign Slogan

Oh Lord...Please Don't Make Me Go Back To Arkansas!