Ashley walked into the White House for her first day of her internship
and was greeted by the President.  After a short tour of the White
House the President asked "How would you like to see the Presidential
Clock?"
 
Ashley looked troubled and said "I don't know Mr. President. I have
heard some pretty bad things about you. I don't think that would be a
good idea."
 
"Nonsense" said the President. "It's just a clock."
 
Ashley agreed and the President lead her into the Oval Office where
they were alone. He closed the door, dropped his pants, and pulled it 
out.
 
Ashley gasped. "Oh that's not the Presidential Clock, that's the
Presidential Cock!"
 
To which the President responded: "Ashley honey, you put a face and
two hands on it and it's a clock!"