Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue
And I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you
Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flapping in the breeze
Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas
You move like the bass, which excite me in May
You ain't got no scales but I luv you
anyway
Yo're as satisfy'n as okry jist
a-fry'n in the pan
Yo're as fragrant as
"snuff" right out of the can.
You have
some'a yore teeth, for which I am proud;
I hold my head high when we're in a crowd
On special occasions, when you shave under
yore arms,
Well, I'm in hawg heaven, and
awed by yore charms
Still them fellers at
work, they all want to know,
What I did to deserve such a purdy, young doe
Like a
good roll of duct tape, yo're there fer yore
man,
To patch up life's troubles and fix
what you can
Yo're as cute as a junebug
a-buzzin' overhead
You ain't mean like
those far ants I found in my bed.
Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt,
You spark up my life more than a fresh
load of dirt
When you hold me real tight
like a padded gunrack,
My life is complete; Ain't nuttin' I lack
Yore
complexion, it's perfection, like the best
vinyl sidin'
Despite all the years, yore
age, it keeps hidin'
Me 'n' you's like a
Moon Pie with a RC cold drank,
We go
together like a skunk goes with stank
Some men, they buy chocolate for Valentine's
Day;
They git it at Wal-Mart, it's romantic that way
Some men git roses on
that special day
From the cooler at Kroger That's impressive," I say
Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth
"Diamonds are forever," they explain, suave and couth
But for this man, honey, these won't do
Cause yor'e too special, you sweet thang you
I got you a gift, without taste nor odor,
More useful than diamonds ......IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR!!