BENIGN What you be after you be eight

ARTERY The study of paintings

BACTERIA Back door to cafeteria

BARIUM What doctors do when patients die

CESAREAN SECTION A neighborhood in Rome

CATSCAN Searching for Kitty

CAUTERIZE Made eye contact with her

COLIC A sheep dog

COMA A punctuation mark

D&C Where Washington is

DILATE To live long

ENEMA Not a friend

FESTER Quicker than someone else

FIBULA A small lie

GENITAL Non-Jewish person

G.I.SERIES World Series of military baseball

HANGNAIL What you hang your coat on

IMPOTENT Distinguished, well known

LABOR PAIN Getting hurt at work

MEDICAL STAFF A Doctor's cane

MORBID A higher offer than I bid

NITRATES Cheaper than day rates

NODE I knew it

OUTPATIENT A person who has fainted

PAP SMEAR A father hood test

PELVIS Second cousin to Elvis

POST OPERATIVE A letter carrier

RECOVERY ROOM Place to do upholstery

RECTUM Pretty near killed him

SECRETION Hiding something

SEIZURE Roman emperor

TABLET A small table

TERMINAL ILLNESS Getting sick at the airport

TUMOR More than one

URINE Opposite of you're out

VARICOSE Near by/close by