BENIGN What you be after you be eight
ARTERY The study of paintings
BACTERIA Back door to cafeteria
BARIUM What doctors do when patients die
CESAREAN SECTION A neighborhood in Rome
CATSCAN Searching for Kitty
CAUTERIZE Made eye contact with her
COLIC A sheep dog
COMA A punctuation mark
D&C Where Washington is
DILATE To live long
ENEMA Not a friend
FESTER Quicker than someone else
FIBULA A small lie
GENITAL Non-Jewish person
G.I.SERIES World Series of military baseball
HANGNAIL What you hang your coat on
IMPOTENT Distinguished, well known
LABOR PAIN Getting hurt at work
MEDICAL STAFF A Doctor's cane
MORBID A higher offer than I bid
NITRATES Cheaper than day rates
NODE I knew it
OUTPATIENT A person who has fainted
PAP SMEAR A father hood test
PELVIS Second cousin to Elvis
POST OPERATIVE A letter carrier
RECOVERY ROOM Place to do upholstery
RECTUM Pretty near killed him
SECRETION Hiding something
SEIZURE Roman emperor
TABLET A small table
TERMINAL ILLNESS Getting sick at the airport
TUMOR More than one
URINE Opposite of you're out
VARICOSE Near by/close by