Reverend Ernest Lee Sincere's Favorite Church Bulletin Bloopers

The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.

The Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
Evening massage - 6 p.m.

The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.

The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.

Ushers will eat latecomers.

The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment.

The Rev. Sincere spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.

During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.

The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

For those of youwho have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing "Break Forth Into Joy."

22 members were present at the church meeting held at the home of Mrs. Marsha Crutchfield last evening. Mrs. Crutchfield and Mrs. Rankin sang a duet, "The Lord Knows Why."

Today's Sermon: HOW MUCH CAN A MAN DRINK? with hymns from a full choir.

Hymn 43: "Great God, what do I see here?" Preacher: 
The Rev. Horace Blodgett. Hymn 47: "Hark! an awful voice is sounding"

Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.

The Low-Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday from 7::00-8:30 PM. Please use the back door.

The Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.

Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.

The Senior Choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.

Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan who is preparing for the girth of their first child.

Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice.

The Men's group will meet at 6 p.m. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. at the church. 

Please use the large double door at the side entrance.

Stewardship offertory: "Jesus Paid It All."

On a church bulletin during the minister's illness: GOD IS GOOD. Rev. Sincere is better.