Top ten things a preacher will never hear the congregation say...

10. Hey! it's my turn to sit in the front pew!
9. You went 25 minutes over? Gee preacher...I was so caught up I didn't even notice!
8. I enjoy witnessing a whole lot more than golf!
7. I've decided to give our church the $500 a month I used to send to tv evangelists.
6. I'd like to volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the junior high sunday school class.
5. Forget the denominational minimum salary. We wanna pay you so you can live as good as we do.
4. I love it when we sing hymns I've never heard before!
3. Preacher, we'd like to send you to this Bible seminar in the Bahamas.
2. I just love it when it's time for the annual stewardship campaign!
...And the number one thing a preacher will never hear the congregation say...
Since we're all here, let's start the service early.