There's a guy from UGA driving from Athens to Atlanta, and a guy
from Tech driving from Atlanta to Athens.  In the middle of the night
with no other cars on the road they hit each other head on and both 
cars go flying off in different directions.

   The Yellow Jacket manages to climb out of his car and survey the
damage.  He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I am really lucky
to be alive!"

   Likewise the Bulldog scrambles out of his car and looks at his
wreckage.  He too says to himself, "I can't believe I survived this
wreck!"

   The Tech boy walks over to the UGA boy and says, "Hey man, I think
this is a sign from God that we should put away our petty differences
and live as friends instead of arch rivals"

   The Bulldog thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're
absolutely right!  We should be friends. Now I'm gonna see what else
survived this wreck"  So the Athenian pops open his trunk and finds
a full unopened bottle of Jack Daniels. He says to the Yellow Jacket,
"I think this is another sign from god that we should toast to our 
newfound understanding and friendship"

   The Jacket says, "You're damn right!"  and he grabs the bottle and
starts sucking down Jack Daniels. After putting away nearly half
the bottle the Techster hands it back to the Dawg and says, "Your
turn!"

   The Bulldog twists the cap back on the bottle and says, "Nahh, I
think I'll wait for the cops to show up."