>>>> >>YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN IN COLLEGE TOO LONG WHEN...
>>>> >>
>>>> >>* You consider McDonald's "real food"
>>>> >>
>>>> >>* You actually like doing laundry at home
>>>> >>
>>>> >>* 4:00 AM is still early on the weekends
>>>> >>
>>>> >>* It starts getting late on the weeknights
>>>> >>
>>>> >>* Two miles is not too far to walk for a party
>>>> >>
>>>> >>* You wear dirty socks three times in a row and think nothing of it
>>>> >>
>>>> >>* You'd rather clean than study
>>>> >>
>>>> >>* "Oh fu** how did it get so late!" comes out of your mouth at least
>>>> >>once a night.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>* Half the time you don't wake up in your own bed and it seems normal
>>>> >>
>>>> >>* Minesweeper is more than a game it's a way of life
>>>> >>
>>>> >>* You schedule your classes around sleep habits and soaps
>>>> >>
>>>> >>* You know the pizza boy by name
>>>> >>
>>>> >>* You go to sleep when it's light and get up when it's dark
>>>> >>
>>>> >>* You live for getting mail
>>>> >>
>>>> >>* Looking out the window is a form of entertainment
>>>> >>
>>>> >>* Prank phone calls become funny again
>>>> >>
>>>> >>* It feels weird to take a shower without shoes on
>>>> >>
>>>> >>* Whole wars can take place, and you are clueless (no connection to
the
>>>> >>outside world)
>>>> >>
>>>> >>* You start thinking and sounding like your roommate
>>>> >>
>>>> >>* Blacklights and highlighters are the coolest things on earth
>>>> >>
>>>> >>* Rearranging your room is your favorite pastime
>>>> >>
>>>> >>* You find out milk crates had so many uses
>>>> >>
>>>> >>* Wal-mart is the coolest store
>>>> >>
>>>> >>* The weekend lasts from Thursday to Sunday, (or Wednesday morning to
>>>> >>Tuesday night)
>>>> >>
>>>> >>* You are sitting around making lists about how you know you've been
in
>>>> >>college too long
>>>> >>
>>>> >>
>>>> >>*********Before I came to college I wish I had known...
>>>> >>
>>>> >>-That it didn't matter how late I scheduled my first class, I'd sleep
>>>> >>through it.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>-That I could change so much and barely realize it.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>-That you can love a lot of people in a lot of different ways.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>-That college kids throw airplanes too.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>-That if you wear polyester everyone will ask why you are so dressed
>>>up.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>-That every clock on campus shows a different time.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>-That if you were smart in high school, so what?
>>>> >>
>>>> >>-That I would go to a party the night before a final.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>-That Chem Labs/ Architecture studios take up more time than all my
>>>> >>other classes put together.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>-That you can know everything and fail a test.  That you can know
>>>> >>nothing and ace a test.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>-That I could get used to almost anything I found out about my
>>>roommate.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>-That Home is a great place to visit, But I wouldn't want to live
>>>there.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>-That most of my education would be obtained outside of class.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>-That friendship is more than getting drunk together.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>-That I would be one of those people that my parents warned me about.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>-The free food server until 10 is gone at 9:50.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>-That Sunday is a figment of the world's imagination.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>-That Psychology is really Biology.  That biology is really Chemistry,
>>>> >>that Chemistry is really Physics and that Physics is really Math.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>-That it's possible to be alone even when you are surrounded by
>>>friends.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>-That friends are what makes this place worthwhile!