>>>> Top 22 sign that you are suffering from semester burnout
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 22:  You hope for the Apocolypse because you just don't feel like doing 
>>>> your homework anymore.
>>>> 
>>>> 21:  You alphabetize your CD collection just so you have something else 
>>>> to do besides writing your 5 page paper.
>>>> 
>>>> 20:  zupi [it upit gomhrtd pm yjr etpmg lrud ejrm upi yu[r upit [s[rt smf
>>>
>>>> fpmt ts;ovr oy nrvsidr upit bodopm od fpp n;ittrf/  
>>>> (you put your fingers on the wrong keys when you write your paper and 
>>>> don't realize it because your vision is so blurred.)
>>>> 
>>>> 19:  You have a tough time deciding which class to skip so that you can 
>>>> get time to eat.
>>>> 
>>>> 18:  Small things like hearing Hootie and the Blowfish on the radio 
>>>> immediately make you want to kill someone.
>>>> 
>>>> 17:  Your teacher complains about something that you did wrong and you 
>>>> start laughing hysterically in her face for no apparent reason.
>>>> 
>>>> 16:  You are so tired that you answer the phone with "Hell".
>>>> 
>>>> 15:  Your Mom calls to ask how you've been and you scream "Get off my 
>>>> back bitch!"
>>>> 
>>>> 14:  When your parents inquire about grades you sing the cookie monster 
>>>> song "C is for cookie and that's good enough for me..."
>>>> 
>>>> 13:  Your desk workspace area consists of a bar stool, blender, and 
>>>> "flasks" of various strong scented drinks.
>>>> 
>>>> 12:  You pray for a World War Three so you can get out of school for a
>>>while.
>>>> 
>>>> 11:  You wake up to discover that your bed is on fire but go back to 
>>>> sleep because you just don't care anymore.
>>>> 
>>>> 10:  You have so much on your mind that you've forgotten how to pee.
>>>> 
>>>> 09:  You sleep more in class than you do in your own home.
>>>> 
>>>> 08:  You leave for a party and instinctively bring your bookbag.
>>>> 
>>>> 07:  You think about blowing up the power plant so that you won't be able
>>>
>>>> to have classes for at least a day.
>>>> 
>>>> 06:  Visions of the upcoming weekend help get you through Monday.
>>>> 
>>>> 05:  Did somebody mention contaminating the campus water supply?
>>>> 
>>>> 04:  Your answering machine message states: "YOU ARE BREAKING MY 
>>>> CONCENTRATION, NEVER CALL HERE AGAIN !"
>>>> 
>>>> 03:  You realize that nobody will hear your answering machine message 
>>>> because nobody calls you anymore because all your friends think that you 
>>>> are stuck up for never having time to talk to them.
>>>> 
>>>> 02:  You spend all of your free time writing stupid lists to e-mail to 
>>>> people so they know that you are still alive somewhere on campus.
>>>> 
>>>> 01:  You think about how relaxing it would be if only you were in jail 
>>>> right now.