>>Memo to all students.
>> 
>>In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity
>>from students, it will be our policy to keep all students well taught
>>through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (S.H.I.T.). We
>>are trying to give our students more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.
>>
>>If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the
>>course, please see your lecturer.  You will be immediately placed at
>>the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our lecturers are especially skilled
>>at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.
>>
>>Students who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL
>>EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.).  Those who fail
>>to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EDUCATIONAL
>>ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.).  Since our lecturers took
>>S.H.I.T. before they graduated, they don't have to do S.H.I.T.
>>anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T. already.
>> 
>>If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job
>>teaching others.  We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING
>>LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).
>>
>>For students who are intending to pursue a career in management and
>>consultancy, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL
>>OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.). This course
>>emphasizes on how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.
>> 
>>If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF
>>TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).
>>
>> Thank you,
>> 
>>BOSS IN GENERAL
>>SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING
>>(B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)
>>a.k.a: The Head Educator, Special High Intensity Teaching (T.H.E.
>>S.H.I.T.)