(In the great tradition of Jeff Foxworthy...)

You might be a college student if...
  - you bring home a doggie bag from Taco Bell.
 
  - a peanut butter and jelly burrito is considered a valid nutritious 
     breakfast.
 
  - you're always there if the words "free food" are mentioned.
 
  - hitchhiking across America sounds like an "educational experience" (or 
     at least that's what you tell your Mom).
 
  - a "rich date" is someone who takes you to the real movies, not just 
     the free ones shown on campus.
 
  - you know (and employ) more ways to waste time than there are dollars 
     in your bank account.

  - you know more about TV shows than about your assignments.
 
  - you go trick-or-treating for next week's breakfast.
 
  - you drag clothes out of your hamper to wear (on a regular basis).
 
  - you rewrite all the cliches and songs you know because you discover 
     that they fit your dormroom life (or lack thereof).
 
  - you can think of at least 4 different ways to wear your underwear to 
     avoid having to do laundry.
 
 - you think you're rich if you've got a positive checking balance
 
 - other people drive your car more than you do
 
 - you can fall alseep ANY time, ANY where

 - you make change for a quarter when you need to make a phone call
 
- you have week-old pizza in your refrigerator and you contemplate eating it
 
 - you'd rather eat off a piece of paper than wash your dirty dishes
 
 - you have a pile of dirty clothes, a pile of once-used but not quite dirty
clothes, and a pile of clothes used more than once but that you could use  a
couple more times without smelling too bad.......