10. Beach Blanket Steroids

9. Def Comedy Slam

8. Two Guys...A Girl...And A Pizza Place

7. The Jerry Springer Roadshow

6. Touched By A Big Sweaty Guy With Liquor On His Breath

5. Barney's Super-De-Duper Brawl

4. The Great American Butt-Whoopin'

3. Mean Gene Saves Christmas

2. It Takes One To Know One

And The Number One Rejected WCW Event Name...

Wedgie Patrol