This part of my web site is dedicated to all the CCAC dickheads. Yeah you know who you are!!! If it wasn't for you guys I probably would have of went to class, did my work, and probably would've had fun. Thank God I'm not going to be their next year.
Top ten reasons not to go to CCAC.
10. Chearleading squad.
9. Baseball team thinks there tough.
8. Your car might get keyed.
7. Saxe's Shadiness.
6. CCAC-feteria food sucks.
5. There are too many steps.
4. CCAC is Duquesne and Clairton's first choice college.
3. Too many skinny kids in wife beaters.
2. No free wieghts in weight room.
1. When's the last time you heard there was going to be an awesome party at CCAC.
Top ten reasons to go to CCAC.
10. Classes are a joke.
9. Close to the mall.
8. No fraternities. (anti-frat)
7. Could still make it to fire calls if I drive real fast.
6. Secret bathroom and secret pencil sharpner.
5. More people in cafe then there is in classes.
4. Making of badass list while you should be in class.
3. Too Much, Beer League Softball Team.
2. Bomb threats daily.
1. Close to Powerhouse.
pRopS
Maravich for helping me learn the fine art of cheating my way through everything.
Jaime for beeping past my damn house everytime you drive past and for throwing a sweet raw bash.
Nick for grabbing me American Government papers everytime I wasn't their.
Heinzel for going to Fox's with me.
Wellshonse cause we be clubbin
Beth and Melissa for letting me have the answers for Psych.
Shelley for listening to my dead people stories.
X-ler for getting your sister to give me answers, not to mention numerous hookups at Fox's Pizza.
T-blood for talking a mean game but not backing it up.
Harmon for playing his system outside my house.
Mindy for giving me a piggy back ride.
Saxe for being shady.
Phil for letting me use his cell phone numerous times.
Hirt for being out stocked, unless your my wing man.
