KLYSTRON GENERATOR

WARNING

KLYSTRON GENERATOR

DO NOT REVERSE POLARITY

If you look above you, you will see the Klystron Generator. On it is marked "KLSTRON GENERATOR. DANGER, DO NOT REVERSE POLARITY." Polarity reversal is a very dangerous procedure, that's why we tell you not to do it. However, in the unlikely event of entering a polarity reversal situation, we ask you to follow this simple drill.

STEP ONE: Put your hands in the air.

STEP TWO: Place your hands on the cranium.

STEP THREE: Press in a downward motion.

STEP FOUR: On the command 'Polarity Reverses', equalise your external equilibrium by exhaling thus - phew!

Music is "SHAKE, RATTLE AND ROLL"

I know, reverse polarity! Reverse polarity? The systems will never take it, skip. It's an old trick but it might just work. It's not logical! Damn your logic, I've got lives to save. Reverse polarity. All passengers and crew adopt polarity reversal procedure. Reversing polarity.

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