Fred Durst
The Gap, anything that says Gap, anyone who wears Gap, any stores located around the Gap, and anyone who crosses the Gap line
Bus drivers who close the door as I'm ready to get on
Batteries that only seem to last for two hours
Pant with socks
Smashmouth
Whiggers and Skwiggers
The person who sits in the front left of the bus and the fact that I can't be as cool as her
Dereks girlfriend
preps
Miss Kristin
happy people and depressed people
donuts without holes...its just too confusing
smell of water
yawning fish
posers
bands that try to sound like KoRn
boy bands who sing about these love experiences yet there 15
the Army Navy store telling me theres no Confederate flags but when Derek goes in theres a stack of them
nose and pocket peircings
white socks unless they have toes
the gay teletubby
mtv, vh1 and any music or radio station unless its WET or AMT
cheerleader whores with lockers right next to me that make me want to get violent and smash there heads into it
plastic bags that make noises when no ones around
Tuesdays..yes Snuffy I'm making a refrence to Tuesday Fun Day
tennis balls that always seem to smack me in the head no matter where there thrown
racist people with black friends
certain people who lose KoRn tapes of mine that I can't replace
rap and metal rap...and to the retard who called Slipknot rap please insert your name below
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people who smoke pot and act like they can't stop...you can stop the question is do you really want to?
Fieldy and no it's not always a bad thing
big boxes capable of holding people when taped around
sponge bobs square pants
gay porn and people who tell me about it and act like they don't like it (Snuffy)
internet stalkers..no you can't have my address you freak
yellow zebras and Craig it was not a dream
regular cheerios unless theres sugar around
the words phat, dis and yo and the people who seriously say them
when bands tour college campuses
people who smack me in the back of the head during Slipknot concerts
blue m&ms the green are kind of odd too
cassette tapes and the damn broken rewind button
