Oh, yeah, disclaimer. Okay, if we make no money, we also in turn do not own any of the characters from the show Highlander: The Series, which these stories feature and revolve around, in the manner of the earth to the sun...
Let's do a little list, so everyone is clear who we do not own:
WE DO NOT OWN...
Methos (Go ahead and cry, just get it all out...)
Duncan MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod (...and who would want to? I have enough angst of my own, thanks...oops! Sorry! Typing html out loud again...)
Amanda, Joe and/or Richie
Darius, Grayson, Alexa, Kronos, the rest of the Horsemen
We also do not own the following characters which may eventually grace these pages...
Fitz, Anne, Horton, Charlotte, Angie, Xavier, yadda yadda yadda, bunch of other people. You get the point...
We also do not own The Watchers, or this concept of Immortality. We do not own the idea if the Gathering.
So, who do we own? Original characters, dignity (well, a few of us), pride, the ability to type somewhat, demented and obsessive imaginations...what else? I own a car, does that count? Everyone in the wheel-- empty your pockets now! We must pool our resources! I have....six quarters, a nickel, and a half a pack of gum. If any one says they have one hand in their pocket, you are excommunicated. snerk
All right. Sum up: We own nothing from HL:TS. That would mean all the fun people are taken. We make others, but the fun ones aren't ours. Read and enjoy. That's all we can do in life.
Well, what do you expect me to say? This is the disclaimer! It's not as if anyone is gonna read this anyway. I could say obscene stuff right now and no one will ever know...
Methos: You mean like M---wwwwwmph! What? What the hell was that for?
What'd I tell you? Not on this site! Save it for the fanfic!
Methos: Yah yah yah, yama yama yama...whatEVER.
Cynical, are we?
Methos: Think really hard, then ask me that question again.
Uhhhh, oh.
Methos: Exactly. Now, about this disclaimer. Do we even have to mention the Highlander? I mean, no one writes about him.
So...that's why the show is called Highlander, right?
Methos: Should have been me.
Can you say, fourth season add on?
Methos: Can you say, "Leaving muse at home with computer results in deleted files?"
I hate you.
Methos: Yeah, that works...
Whatever. Go back, folks! Methos, you are walking a fine line, buddy...
Methos: Oh yeah? I'm not the hypocritical fanfic writer here...
*sigh* I meant that you drive me crazy. You know that, right baby?
Methos: Yeah, here have a beer.
Ohhhh, beer....