Greetings! My name is Obi-Dunn Kenobi, brother to the famous Obi-Wan Kenobi. (hey I'm the better looking one!)
and my tale begins a long time ago in a galaxy far,far away...
It was a time of turmoil for the Galactic Republic, civil war and petty differences were tearing the galaxy apart. The last hope for peace are the ancient defenders of good and justice...the Jedi Knights. (C'mon you saw that one coming a mile away!!!!) The Jedi Council has decided to send four Jedi to the planet of Tatooine to monitor the actions of Maduramente the Hutt, and to investigate the rumors of a Sith revival...
I grimaced as I saw the space battle miles above the deserts of Tatooine. We were almost in orbit when a pirate batle broke out. I reached out with the Force and learned that one of the parties in the dog fight was from the powerful criminal empire of Maduramente the Hutt. Suddenly, I felt the overwhelming presence of Dark Jedi. Sith, I thought. Sith were supposed to have been extinct millenia ago.
I looked back to my fellow Jedi, Dal Swan Hin was meditating to one of the finest Jizz bands in the galaxy. Seaoda, Yoda's distant cousin, (twice removed) was playing with his lightsaber. He was considerably tall for one of his race, but bore the same facial feature, making him a funny-looking guy. Jon Shtick Lank was playing with a Jedi staff, and Tommert Phystall was doing hyperdrive calculations by hand. They were an odd bunch, but they wer Jedi. I probed deeper to learn that there were three Sith on a small ship somewhere in the fracas, and they were Darth Braul, Darth Myers, and Darth Strander. Three former Jedi who disappeared after they were sent to Kessel to look into a strong disturbance in the Force. Who knows what danger lurks in the near future?
