Things to do While Downloading
- Buff your mouse pad
- Make a list of things to download
- Play a percussive beat on your thighs in time with your modem
- Count to 500 in "click" language
- Go outside and actually breathe fresh air (don't overdo!)
- Do a pushup for every blue bar on the progress meter
11% DONE
- Name the presidents
- Play "Dark Side Of the Moon" side one
- Relace your shoes
- Read every classified listing for "programmers"
- Carefully clean your mouse rollers and track ball
- Hone your monitor's picture to ridiculous perfection
23% DONE
- Fill out all your registration cards in triplicate
- Alphabetize your diskettes
- Alphabetize your CD-ROMs
- Re-alphabetize your diskettes and CD-ROMs together
32% DONE
- Cut your fingernails
- See how many words you can make from "download"
- Make a sculpture out of your fingernail clippings
- Play "Dark Side Of the Moon" side two
- Time to windex that monitor again!
42% DONE
- Might as well balance the old checkbook
- Practice the "rubber pencil" routine
- Weed out the rolodex
- Buff the mouse pad -- oops,already did that!
- French Braid (optional)
52% DONE
- "This would be a good time to register your software" (done that!)
- Re-kid proof the butane lighter
- Solitaire
- Solitaire round 2
- Solitaire round 3 (no cheating this time)
65% DONE
- Think of good domain names to pre-buy
- Persue the Egghead mailer again
67% DONE
- RE-label file folders in all caps
- Penny rolls, Penny rolls, penny rolls
73% DONE
- Color code your extra cables
78% DONE
- Find all celebrities that share your birthdate
83% DONE
- Nerf basketball to 100!
94% DONE!
- 100 situps
98% DONE!
- Get ready.....
- Connection Terminated - Start over! Find a pistol.....
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