Ravers know where all the best toy stores are.
Ravers get the most mileage out of their shoes. The toes and heels always curl up because they're so worn down.
Ravers always wish the DJ would spin that OC Transpo track that they keep hearing on the bus ride home.
Ravers are the only people who don't have their age calculated in months, yet still wear and use pacifiers.
Ravers always consider every new place they go to as a possible location for a party.
Ravers hug EVERYONE.
Ravers can DANCE.
Ravers can be found dancing everywhere EXCEPT the main dance floor.
Ravers understand the art of the bathroom conversation.
Ravers choose their clothes by texture, color, and size.
Ravers love homemade clothes because they've seen the price tag on a pair of Lithiums.
Ravers get the most enjoyment out of gino/guito stories.
Ravers always order water when they go out to clubs.
Ravers realize that "Evian" spells "naivE" backwards.
Ravers don't bother planning to meet their friends ahead of time, their friends are always already there.
Ravers don't say, "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
Ravers give the best hugs and massages.
Ravers have a one track mind: it goes "thump thump tweet thump tweet thump".
Ravers constantly point out the trippy visuals in everyday life.
Ravers helped Adidas through the "lean" years.
Ravers never know the name of their favorite tracks.
Ravers know how to SMILE.
Ravers don't need pick up lines.
Ravers always choose "E" on multiple choice questions.
Ravers are good at playing "guess what he's on".
Ravers will say "hi" to those people they don't know, yet always see on the bus.
Ravers can't watch Electric Circus without it being muted.
Ravers define the style of music they listen to as "good".
Ravers can have a perfectly normal conversation with anyone under the age of 10.
Ravers notice that the doors near the Mackenzie King Bridge have an "E" on the handle.
Ravers always hear phat beats in their head without any music at all.
Ravers always spot ravers within a 100ft radius of themselves.
Ravers always define the style of music they listen to as "just some dope-ass beats."
Ravers always know the directions by heart.
Ravers always share the speakers and give off good vibes.
Ravers can never be classified as a drunk bastard.
Ravers know what to do with a dead glowstick.