Amber's Magical Quote Corner

Hiya. This site is exactly what it says. A quote emporium, if you will. My quotes, and other people's as well. Well... happy quoting...

These are quotes that I've made up in my own spare time.

• If at first you don't succeed, try, try again... or go home. Quitters are okay in my book. Why try something that is hopeless? That's my message to today's youth...
• The early bird catches the worm.... HOLD THE PHONE!!! Let's get something straight here. I am not a bird, I have never been a bird, nor will I ever be a bird. And I definitely couldn't care less about who catches that disgusting worm, as long as it isn't me!
• It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all. Wait a sec, that just doesn't sound right. It needs something. How about this: It is better to have loved, took them for every cent they had, and lost, than to have never loved at all.
• I think, therefore I am. Well, then how do you explain all the idiots in the world that hardly think? I know that they exist, since they annoy me every single day.
• The grass is always greener on the otherside... Yeah, sure, just because there is a fence in the middle of a lawn, one side gets more chlorophyll than the other? I don't think so!
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth, then again, don't look any horse in the mouth if you wish to keep your nose...
• A stitch in time saves nine, okay, you tell me what that means, because I don't have a clue!
• Don't count your chickens before they're hatched.... or after, don't you have anything better to do than counting chickens? Get a life!
• Two wrongs don't make a right.... but three lefts do!
• Curiosity killed the cat (poor kitty! I love cats).... but I think us humans are probably capable of not being killed by an intangible thing.

These are some funny quotes that I got in an email...

• Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
• A day without sunshine is like, night
• On the other hand, you have different fingers.
• I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
• I feel like I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
• You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you
• Honk if you love peace and quiet
• Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
• Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
• Eagles may soar, but weasels do not get sucked into jet engines
• The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
• If you have a mind like a steel trap it is rusty and illegal in 48 states
• Support bacteria- they are the only culture some people have.
• When everything is coming your way, you are in the wrong lane, going the wrong direction
• A conclusion is a place where you get tired of thinking.
• Never do card tricks for the people you play poker with.
• The hardness of the butter is in direct proportion to the softness of the bread
• You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
• The problem with the gene pool is there is no lifeguard
• Change is inevitable except in vending machines.
• How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand!
• If at first you do not succeed, then skydiving is not for you.

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