Quotable Quotes

• You are an X-File. -Kosmo
• The Hell? -Andy
• Bzzt.
• It could happen to you.
• We're all mentally ill; those of us outside the asylums only hide it a little better. - Stephen King
• Madness takes its toll. Bring exact change. -Kate
• It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it! -Blues Brothers
• I picked myself up, dusted myself off, and turned to the dark side. -Zorak on Space Ghost: Coast to Coast
• Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?
• You live on the edge? Well, I fell off some time ago.
• You're evil, sick and twisted. I like that in a person.
• You dance with the devil, the devil don't change. The devil changes you. -8MM
• Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. -The Princess Bride
• If he's Scottish, I'm Chinese.
• Merely because a practice is prevalent may be the poorest reason for continuing it.
• This isn't an office. It's hell with flourescent lighting.
• Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
• Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
• Allow me to introduce my selves.
• I refuse to star in your psychodrama.
• Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
• A PBS mind in an MTV world.
• You! Off my planet!
• Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
• Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done.